Thread: Jamaica, whats it like ? Flying there tomorrow.

Fuck, that Hedonism Resort don't fly from the UK!!

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Bower

Quite extraordinary ! I am not sure you should be allowed out on your own.

he is weird?

more nutter material than weird

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Fuck, that Hedonism Resort don't fly from the UK!!

Used to

Originally Posted by socal

I asked him "what are you really going to do, shoot me ?" I told him I had a gun in my hotel room.

Originally Posted by socal

I just walked to where his buddies where selling beer and said "i want a beer and this prick wants one too"

Mmm, if you really did say/do this, then you're lucky, very lucky, to be alive, or at the very least, not in hospital...

I suggest, cause I like your posts, that you don't, on the night streets of jamaica, Mexico, Thailand, etc, start threatening people with guns (that you don't have) or start calling them pricks in their bars where you've never been before... I find it hard to believe that you can be so moronic, frankly... you will die before your holiday is over if you keep up this type of attitude.

It's comical how you white liberal boys are scared stiff of black men.
He did right to stand up for himself .

Trouble is , bet most of the tourists are in all inclusive resorts, so its quiet and the hustlers ,sellers etc don't give the ones who are not ,any peace .




come on Socal where is todays report on bootilicious Jamaican honeys you like ?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I suggest, cause I like your posts, that you don't, on the night streets of jamaica, Mexico, Thailand, etc, start threatening people with guns (that you don't have) or start calling them pricks in their bars where you've never been before... I find it hard to believe that you can be so moronic, frankly... you will die before your holiday is over if you keep up this type of attitude.

mind you, if you are gullible enough to believe all his bullshit, then you would also believe he is not gay

Shades of 'Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker':

No pictures? I, for one, don't even believe he is there. I reckon he is sitting in his trailer in Canada, ripping his information off internet sites, and making up this imaginary life, kind of like DJPrat.

never let the truth get in the way of a good story!

Okay, so the masses are saying it's made up stuff... I was gonna give the Erasure-look-e-likey the benefit of the doubt, but I'll go along with the rest of you - unless he can back it up with pics, of course... Here's hoping.

Cum-on, Socal - where's today's report with pics? I'll start the pics rolling:



"& a beer for this prick"



"What ya gonna do, shoot me? I gotta gun in me hotel room ya bumbaclot..."

Even I, a wee white lass from the Northern Hemisphere, read up about places before I visit.

I would never call women sluts or men of colour niggers, anywhere.

And Ganja is an international word. In an earlier post, he mentioned that he had been in the hard, backstreets of Amsterdam.... I would like to think that the backstreets of Kingston are a bit different from those of Amsterdam. Perhaps, I am wrong?

"We don't call it Ganja in Canada"??? Jeez, even the "niggers" who sell it in Swissland call it Ganja. And I am sure it is crap here, not like what you can get down Jamaica way.

Not that i indulge..... Rum de da da.

Yea, skeptical about this whole thing. Unless you live in an igloo, if you are Socal's age there is no way that you've never heard it as Ganja, heck even some of you old folks here have heard of it

And why go on holiday to a nice place with such a negative attitude?

Just wait until he goes to some hole in the universe destination like West Africa. Or a quick visit to the tropical island of Zanzibar - where my sister was mugged and my mother caught life threatening dysentry and you learn about the slave trade.... Nice sunsets.

And yes, they also have ganja there too.... and it is potent. Knock your wee socks off...

they probably dont call it that where he comes from, probably quebec or summink

unless he's from the sticks, or is a newfie, i somehow doubt that sunsetter, but he claims he's from BC which is pretty much the weed capital of canada.

I know someone from Quebec who speaks French as i do. They say Ganja but with a different accent. International accent.

This is seriously entertaining shit. I don't believe a word of it like, but, man...

Jamaica has had one of the highest murder rates in the world for many years, according to UN estimates.[52][53] Some areas of Jamaica, particularly cities such as Kingston, experience high levels of crime and violence.[54] Many Jamaicans are hostile toward LGBT and intersex people.[54] Various mob attacks against gay people have been reported,[55][56][57] prompting human-rights groups to call Jamaica "the most homophobic place on earth."
Jamaica - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This makes it an especiall dangerous place for our Socal.

There has been another drop in the monthly murder rate with the Jamaican police crime statistics indicating a 42 per cent decrease in the number of murders recorded in August 2010 when compared to August 2009.

According to a release from the Jamaica Constabulary Force (JCF) there were 81 murders in August 2010 compared to 139 in August 2009. This is the lowest number of murders recorded in any one month since the start of 2010. The overall reduction in recorded murders for the months under consideration is 58.

This is the third consecutive month in 2010 that the number of murders has dipped below the 100 mark. The overall figures for recorded murders from the start of the year to the end August show a total decrease of 59 murders. June recorded 91 murders, and July, 84 murders.
Jamaica's murder rate takes another dip - News - Go-Jamaica

Nice figures until you consider the populations size...

sort of James Bondy, without any class and no real events

Socal never said he did not know what ganja was
pound hound posted
'''so have fun... watch your back... and be careful with the ganja..''
to which social replied with a joke
''who exactly is the ganja ?''.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

sort of James Bondy, without any class and no real events

ian flemings , book 'live and let die '' the one where james bond follows a trail from NY to Jamaica ,along with voodoo , and tarot cards and zombies .
Bond visits a jazz night club in Harlem
''"the air was thick with smoke and the sweet, feral smell of two hundred Negro bodies"
ha ha ,bet you liberals don't like that .....

^I used to watch that bond film all the time when I was little. I loved it. Whisper is hilarious. As is the ending. Actually just about all of it is funny.