Thread: Fcuking Penguins

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Fcuking Penguins

Two hungover leprechauns were walking up a dirt road arguing.
"I'm telling ya it's so!" said one.
"I don't believe it!" answered back the other shaking his head.
On they walked and argued until the road lead them to a convent. One nudged the other one to knock on the door. A nun opened the door looked out and then looked down at the two leprechauns.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"Go ahead ask her," urged one of the two.
"I will. I will," he pushed the other one. "We'd like to speak with your midget nuns."
The nun looked at them with a confused look. "The what?"" she asked.
"We'd like to speak with your midget nuns."
"One moment," she said and closed the door.
The two leprechauns argued with eachother. Next the door opened and the mother superior peered out at the two figures.
"What's this about?" she asked.
"We'd like to speak with your midget nuns."
"We've got no midget nuns here."
The door shut. The one leprechaun turned to the other and gave him a shove and a kick and said, "I told ya we was fcuking penguins!"