Thread: Professions that are for Kunts

*Warning, this thread contains unfair stereotyping* - if you work in one of these professions, it doesn’t mean I’m calling you a cnut, it just means you probably are one.

Here goes;

Press/media – An infestation of self serving, out of touch idiots who think they’re opinion and relevance is way above what it actually is. Recently exampled by now famed sexist twats Andy Gray and Richard Keys…exposed and turned on by their own kind mercilessly, in some kind of pathetic pyramid scrambling exercise. Pour out drab, lazily thought out and biased opinion as fact, often under the guise of "news", and when that doesn’t work, just lie about things or behave obnoxiously to people in the hope of taunting a reaction. Like to criticise people who are more useful than them and champion people who aren't actually useful at anything.




Union reps (Not technically a profession, but still worthy of mention) – Champion the rights of employees and are first to complain whenever senior or middle management do anything (examples of anything include their job, speaking to people and walking down the corridor). Unfortunately, ruin any likability or moral correctness gained through this, by invariably being fat, lazy cnuts who are shit at their job. Will also combine relentless complaining with childish temper tantrums, rudeness to others, and bitching about fellow employees behind their back. Will often become abusive and obnoxious to anyone who dares disagree with them on any issue. Usually look like they haven’t bathed or showered since the dawn of time. Often borderline racists.



Taxi drivers – King bullshitters. Will bullshit freely on any given subject. All seem to have been everywhere, seen and done everything…despite spending all day every day driving a sodding taxi around. Expert intelligence insulters, combining know-it-all-ism with often incorrect presumption that you don’t know when they’re pissing you around by taking needlessly long side routes to your destination. All seem to have divorced wives/husbands, who they wont stop fecking banging on about. Undecipherable transmissions from main office which probably relate to them ripping you off in some way.




Solicitors – Self important time wasters. Leave vitally important things until the very last minute, in a bizarre deliberate ploy to stress out their own clients. Then blame everyone else for allowing this mess to occur and get arsey with anyone who doesn’t treat them with upmost importance. Think they know more about your job than you do…with it often becoming transparent during course of subsequent conversation, that they don’t even know fuck all about their own job. Demand everything in writing, even if relating to common sense issue, or something which is already clearly stated in written, public legislation anyway. Put “urgent” marker on every email they send and then never bother to say thank you after receiving a reply.



Agencies (Job/letting…pretty much any variety) – A cancer upon the earth that should be wiped from the face of it with no remorse or mercy. All talk at an unnecessarily fast pace in order to give the impression that they’re really busy and in a hurry all day, and because half of what they say is barefaced untruth that needs to be concealed by a constant barrage of nonsense. Tricks include wasting your time by feigning non existent interest from their clients, building up a database of clients/customers and then fucking off to another company with it, and disappearing off the face of the earth after promising to “sort” something for you. Seem to comprise half the population of London and don’t understand how to use hair gel sparingly.


Any more?

Lawyers, obviously; did you see the one with that stupid woman who fell in the fountain cause she was texting... I wanted to punch him in the head, many times...

Then there's lawyers (and judges).

FIFA President

Oh, a jealousy list. Such fun. 'People who make/made more money that I do/did, so let's all have a little envy-wank.' Too cool!

Originally Posted by Hovis

Oh, a jealousy list. Such fun. 'People who make/made more money that I do/did, so let's all have a little envy-wank.' Too cool!

Like taxi drivers?

Erm, what about Gay cruise directors?

Shag there clients boy friends at the drop of a pink hand bag.

Originally Posted by terry57

Erm, what about Gay cruise directors?

Shag there clients boy friends at the drop of a pink hand bag.

You sound bitter, Terry.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Originally Posted by terry57

Erm, what about Gay cruise directors?

Shag there clients boy friends at the drop of a pink hand bag.

You sound bitter, Terry.

......and unloved....

Teachers.
Lazy wasted cnuts that cant operate in the real world so they hang out and boss around little kids to make themselfs feel big

Lawyers, eh!

^ very true!

^^ &, very true.

If I ever meet a car salesman that knows alot about cars I know he's shit at his job.

Life coaches. Wellness counselors. Any kind of shrink. Polygraph operators. Priests. Shamans. Imams. Rabbis. Ministers. Faith healers. Divorce lawyers. Personal trainers. Fuck, I could go on forever.

Americkan Rig workers
Loud/Drunk/Lazy at home/Fok anything with a flange when pissed. Think they invented oil and think everyone should hear there voice all the time.
Needs to wear a Amerikan flag on his coveralls so we all know he is a asshole.
Every second word out his mouth is god dam motherfoker.

Canadian Rig worker
Same as Amerikan but has two more brain cells and instead of yelling god dam motherfoks all the time they yell, God dam cocksuckers all the time.

Originally Posted by Rigger

Americkan Rig workers
Loud/Drunk/Lazy at home/Fok anything with a flange when pissed. Think they invented oil.

We did...heh.

1st to drill in the North Sea, ME & just about everywhere else.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by Rigger

Americkan Rig workers
Loud/Drunk/Lazy at home/Fok anything with a flange when pissed. Think they invented oil.

We did...heh.

1st to drill in the North Sea, ME & just about everywhere else.

We ?

He said workers not cooks

Never had such dealings with any of the aforementioned...apart from a London cabbie who once inadvertently broke my nose by stepping on the brake too hard..

NGOs ...the worst scum on Earth

TEFLers in Thailand who think their shit don't stink...

Damn. 15 posts and Politicians have yet to be mentioned.

English rig work
In the north sea
We didnt do that in the north sea
We have bigger ones than that in the north sea
Its cold in the north sea
When I was in the north sea
I drilled a gas well at Buckingham palace
I made man love in the north sea

Originally Posted by Rigger

English rig work
In the north sea
We didnt do that in the north sea
We have bigger ones than that in the north sea
Its cold in the north sea
When I was in the north sea
I drilled a gas well at Buckingham palace
I made man love in the north sea

...I'll add HSE reps to to your list of offshore cnuts...

People in advertising and marketing.

Oh, and the people that invented "reality tv". Those are kunts, the lot of them.

Originally Posted by FarangRed

Union reps (Not technically a profession, but still worthy of mention) – Champion the rights of employees and are first to complain whenever senior or middle management do anything (examples of anything include their job, speaking to people and walking down the corridor). Unfortunately, ruin any likability or moral correctness gained through this, by invariably being fat, lazy cnuts who are shit at their job. Will also combine relentless complaining with childish temper tantrums, rudeness to others, and bitching about fellow employees behind their back. Will often become abusive and obnoxious to anyone who dares disagree with them on any issue. Usually look like they haven’t bathed or showered since the dawn of time. Often borderline racists.

Anyone involved with a union is a selfish lazy overpaid cocksucker. That is what you are left with when you cannot fire douche bags for doing a shit job. These lazy cunts are the #1 reason the west cannot compete.