Thread: Pidgen English classics you've had thrown at you..

I'll start with the mother of all classics known the world over:

''Same same but different'' - Said to me by a sales assistant when I asked him what the difference was between two pairs of trousers.

''You same same Thai man'' - The reply I got when I asked for it ''all night back my loom'' after a short time experience upstairs at the Best Corner beer bar, Pattaya.

''You jai damm mak mak'' - What a uni student girl said to me as I stripped her clothes off on my sofa. I think she must have been joking.

Must be a few others to share...