My morals are being tested.

**hopskimoet** · 10-12-2010, 12:51 AM

I love my missus, otherwise she wouldn't be. Work are having a drink next week and the receptionist went out of her way to invite me.

The missus is in Thailand, a long way away. The thing is, the receptionist is quite a cracker and my radar is telling me she likes me. And, seeing as the drinks will be resulting in some rather drunk people, my character will be tested. I'm resolved to leave at the end of the night and go home alone, crack one out and try not to think about the receptionist in her tight skirt and top that she leaves low to see her cleavage.

Maybe I should just swerve the event altogether.

**spikebs4** · 10-12-2010, 01:09 AM

no mate ,nail it to the floor ...ps .. have a great night ...

**HollyGoodhead** · 10-12-2010, 01:12 AM

If you have any amount of respect for your wife, it shouldn't even be an issue.

**hopskimoet** · 10-12-2010, 01:21 AM

That is very true. I don't think I can argue with that and of course, I do respect my missus. Which is why I am resolved not to get involved.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 10-12-2010, 01:56 AM

Green on the way spike..!

...but better not mate...go home alone..!!

**The Fresh Prince** · 10-12-2010, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by HollyGoodhead

If you have any amount of respect for your wife, it shouldn't even be an issue.

= R.I.P Hopskimoet's boner.

**Stinky** · 10-12-2010, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

That is very true. I don't think I can argue with that and of course, I do respect my missus. Which is why I am resolved not to get involved.

That's fine if you respect the woman and that's very honorable of you but don't be a fool man, nail the horny receptionist just don't tell the wife, good god spike you're not a priest.
Now step up to the mark and show the receptionist some good internal PR

**jizzybloke** · 10-12-2010, 02:16 AM

show us a picture of the receptionist!

**jizzybloke** · 10-12-2010, 02:17 AM

Tell me where she works, i'm in town early next week and i'll have a looksee

**The Fresh Prince** · 10-12-2010, 03:14 AM

Yeah come on! Test all our morals!

**dirtydog** · 10-12-2010, 03:15 AM

Don';t be gay and ignore the women on here, you KNOW SHE WANTS IT, give it to her and then go into deny deny mode.

**The Fresh Prince** · 10-12-2010, 04:25 AM

As long as you pay here to leave in the morning I don't think it's classed as cheating.

Plus there's the "In a different Province" by-law.

And lets face it, there's always a chance that you don't nail it, get home from the party and be accused of shagging her anyway. In which case, if your gonna get in trouble for not doing it you may as well do it.

**Stinky** · 10-12-2010, 04:34 AM

You're over thinking it Princely, he's on, it's gonna happen, if it wasn't he wouldn't be posting here for false support/guidance/encouragement

I only hope he follows it up with a blow by blow post mortem

**The Fresh Prince** · 10-12-2010, 04:43 AM

It's not over thinking it's self justification. That's what he's after.

Originally Posted by Sdigit

he's on, it's gonna happen

As a married man I too have to live vicariously through the lives of others.

**LooseBowels** · 10-12-2010, 05:11 AM

Maybe your missus is in a similar situation out there eh?

**Stinky** · 10-12-2010, 05:14 AM

^^

And as a single parent I have too, let's hope he don't let us down mate, we need it

**hopskimoet** · 10-12-2010, 05:17 AM

When the sun sets in the west, it's just wanton sex. Shit. I do not love this woman but, the primordial instincts inside of me just make me want to smack her on the head with a large, blunt, wooden instrument and take her back to my cave and show her the wonders of the juicy middle leg. She can go home after that.

I'm going to hell.

**dirtydog** · 10-12-2010, 05:20 AM

I have discussed this with the mods, you either man up and shag the wanton wench or we will ban you, we have no need for pussie whipped children on this forum.....

**Stinky** · 10-12-2010, 05:21 AM

^^

Good man, you know it make sense

**jizzybloke** · 10-12-2010, 05:52 AM

Tell me where she sits all nice looking in a low cut blouse and short skirt and i'll come see if it's worth the guilt, PM me

**LooseBowels** · 10-12-2010, 06:06 AM

Stop fantasising, You know very well she don't take it from guys with small dicks.

**robuzo** · 10-12-2010, 08:25 AM

^Better make sure she doesn't leave claw marks on your back. Or if she does, that you aren't too drunk to notice and don't innocently step out of the shower and hand your wife the towel the next day asking for your back to be dried.

Yes, speaking from experience, although I wasn't married, just playing house.

**DrAndy** · 10-12-2010, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

I'm resolved to leave at the end of the night and go home alone, crack one out

better crack a couple out before you go

anyway, don't forget the pics (of her, not you before)

**bobo746** · 10-12-2010, 08:40 AM

mate get a gut full of free piss and hump the guts out of it you know you wanna

PS and get some pommy girls knicker shots.

**Butterfly** · 10-12-2010, 08:53 AM

why are your morals being tested ?

fucking women and cheating on women is man god given right, it's not even debatable, as much as women being bitchy all the time is their god given right

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