Should I learn to muff dive in Pattaya?

**Gerbil** · 19-10-2006, 08:46 PM

I have thought about learning to muff dive a few times and have always thought about learning in Pattaya.

Can I do any sort of weekend courses or do I have to attend for a whole week?

Any where else close to Chacheongsao that I can try at?

**dirtydog** · 19-10-2006, 08:49 PM

Pattaya is just great for that, the cost is both yours and mine gals plus booze and lady drinks, the course last as long as you can stand

diaw · 19-10-2006, 08:50 PM

Muff diving can be a dangerous pre-occupation...

**mad_dog** · 19-10-2006, 08:57 PM

licking out some lass who has had more pricks than 2nd hand dart board.... Not my cup of tea... Could end up with a distinctive goatee...

**Thetyim** · 19-10-2006, 09:04 PM

Is it dangerous to go muff diving without breathing apparatus ?

diaw · 19-10-2006, 09:06 PM

When you go down into those dark oft-explored caverns, you would need a flashlight, map & compass, I'd guess...

**Spin** · 19-10-2006, 09:09 PM

I believe the putrid stench could be comparable to a billion fish heads abandoned on Grimsby harbour.

Pattaya would not be the best place to learn muff diving, i suggest St Tropez for that. The lasses there have minges that are much fresher.

**Butterfly** · 19-10-2006, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Old Codger

i suggest St Tropez for that

Have you ever been there to make such a claim ? apparently not, having spend myself every summer there.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 19-10-2006, 09:46 PM

I think I did once.

**klongmaster** · 19-10-2006, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

I think I did once

Did what exactly GoW?...

Muff dive or summer in Tropez..or maybe muff diving in Tropez...

might be time to consult t'other half about the vaguaries of the English language...

**Thetyim** · 19-10-2006, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

I think I did once.

Did wot ?
Go to St Tropez or learn muff diving in Pattaya

**Goddess of Whatever** · 19-10-2006, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by klongmaster

might be time to consult t'other half about the vaguaries of the English language...

Ahh.. exactly.

Sorry.

**mad_dog** · 19-10-2006, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Originally Posted by klongmaster

might be time to consult t'other half about the vaguaries of the English language...

Ahh.. exactly.

Sorry.

LOLZZZ

**Goddess of Whatever** · 19-10-2006, 10:00 PM

Ok ok.. I thought "muff diving" is something else. Sorry sorry..

Just ignore my comment, thanks.

**Butterfly** · 19-10-2006, 10:07 PM

^ you should try it, it's fun

**Gerbil** · 19-10-2006, 10:20 PM

^ And don't forget a camera.

**Butterfly** · 19-10-2006, 10:22 PM

^ and to strap your videocam on the top of your helmet for better effect

**daveboy** · 19-10-2006, 10:32 PM

I think this sport could take off, maybe even an Olympic event for London 2012 maybe I can lobby Seb Co.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 19-10-2006, 10:34 PM

Hmm.. my big stupid thing for today.

**Gerbil** · 19-10-2006, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by daveboy

I think this sport could take off, maybe even an Olympic event for London 2012 maybe I can lobby Seb Co.

He maybe a cnut, but I doubt he knows much about muff diving.

**Spin** · 19-10-2006, 10:39 PM

no never been but a friend told me he shagged a few nice women there, he told me that one bird's box smelled of Hawiian tropic suncreem.

**daveboy** · 19-10-2006, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Originally Posted by daveboy

I think this sport could take off, maybe even an Olympic event for London 2012 maybe I can lobby Seb Co.

He maybe a cnut, but I doubt he knows much about muff diving.

Obviously I would have to take him on a fact finding mission but I think this could be the Brits best chance of a gold medal in 2012.

**Spin** · 19-10-2006, 10:50 PM

^ Yes, I can just see the gold medal winner as a short fat guy covered in tats with white trainers, sports shorts and an England footy short standing on the rostrum waving his medal with curly black hairs poking out from his cheesey grin

**daveboy** · 19-10-2006, 11:00 PM

^
And I thought Sir Steve receiving his 5th gold was real tear jerker but this would top that your painting pictures with words.

**KID** · 19-10-2006, 11:20 PM

lets not forget that glazed crust throughout his mustache and Beard

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