Thread: TD resignation letters "write yours here'

I aint going anywhere, sometimes I go into lulls here, but at least its a home without a mommy and a daddy monitor bitching at ya. Its damn near unmonitored. Full thumbs up.

Shit you would end up coming back anyway.

I came to Teak Door hoping to make some friends.
Initially, I tried very hard to be nice and answered all the replies to my posts in the spirit in which they were sent. I thought I was making great progress and everyone understood my unique sense of humour. I felt at home! However, although I seemed to be fitting in, I was agast to witness the manner in which people I thought to be my friends were tearing into each other. I had thought it was a happy place and everyone were buddies. I was supprised and shocked at the behaviour of so many. Things have become far too stoppy for me here. I understand there is a nice teachers forum where I am sure to make some new friends.

Dearly beloved

We have gathered here today in the sight of God & man
to ..........

Bang IJWT's arse?

Too many niggers, fags, women, yanks and welsh around here for my liking, so I'm off to join BNP Forum

I think I will be happy there and maybe learn some racist and homophobic killing techniques such as the double reverse poof swipe.

I hope some like minded members such as Eliminator, Cantona, Lily and Mad Dog will join me.

Together we can make a difference

Well everybody, it is with great regret that I announce that I am staying.
The thought of spending any more time over there with the butt plug suckers like Kayo, Daleyboy and Udon are too much to contemplate.

Originally Posted by Old Codger

Well everybody, it is with great regret that I announce that I am staying.
The thought of spending any more time over there with the butt plug suckers like Kayo, Daleyboy and Udon are too much to contemplate.

So you admit it! I was right all along

^ err admit what?

Originally Posted by Old Codger

^ err admit what?

SORRY. I got you confused with "old croc" he is a tiresome pat pong , daley boy follower toady... A thousand apologies!

^ no worries, I gotta change my nic, that OC thing is casuing confusion.

It is with great regret that I will continiue to be a somewhat sometime poster. Sadly, due to other committments, and more importantly, a general lack of a ready supply of alcohol, I feel I no longer have the appropriate inebriety level to post on this or any other forums any more.

Yours soberly,
Mangoedout

I'm not fucking leaving, and that's final. I don't care how many of you vote to boot me out. I don't care how many times you ban me. I'm fucking staying, so you can all fuck right off. You're all ****s anyway. Fuckers.

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Originally Posted by Old Codger

^ err admit what?

SORRY. I got you confused with "old croc" he is a tiresome pat pong , daley boy follower toady... A thousand apologies!

Just when I thought you were warming to me Mad D. You referred to me as "my friend" on another topic

Originally Posted by Old Croc

[Just when I thought you were warming to me Mad D. You referred to me as "my friend" on another topic

yeah but it was sarcarstic like.......