Thread: Neighbour .vs. Neighbour

Don't do anything after dark

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

Don't do anything after dark

That is class.

Cut his dog's head off and nail it to his door. When he opens the door he should find you naked and masturbating with it's still-steaming entrails.

Works every time.

Video everything. Compile a list of complaints. Take it to the police. Talk to the Moo Baan management and present them with the evidence.

I know some people here will say the police won't help, but they did in my case when complaining about a neighbours dog that barked incessantly at night.

Either way, sorry to hear about your problem in your new dream home. Hope you sort it soon.

Cheers guys, they're gone again. I think t was some kind of Chinese house warming thing because they've got the mirrors and lucky money stuff up on the walls now.

Can't post any piccy's yet because my connection isn't good enough.

Originally Posted by filch

Video everything. Compile a list of complaints. Take it to the police. Talk to the Moo Baan management and present them with the evidence.

I know some people here will say the police won't help, but they did in my case when complaining about a neighbours dog that barked incessantly at night.

Sounds like a good plan to me. You can also call the cops while the mutt is sounding off and let them listen. That worked for me (in a different country, but still).

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

they're gone again

Should have snotted them last night while you had the chance.

dont teakdoor have a hitman?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

they're gone again.

bugger! does this mean no housewarming party?... I KNOW!!!! lets have it at their place whilst their gone!!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

we would all have to go over next door........Maybe a good idea after all.

yea there ya go another bewt ozzie idea!

Had a neighbor with a fucking rooster that started off with his racket at 3/4 AM each morning. Spoke to the neighbor several times, to no avail. Turned problem over to the missus. Next night her nephew, who is one of the Mayor's bodyguards, showed up at the guy's house with about ten other guys. Had a chat and as he left, handed the neighbor an empty KFC bucket. Said, "Don't make us come back to fill this up". Rooster gone next day. Nice to know people.

^ The KFC bucket was a nice touch.

I've got 2 noisy roosters next door to me. A handful of rat poison would sort them out, but they're not so bad now that the windows are shut and the AC is on 27/7.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

but they're not so bad now that the windows are shut and the AC is on 27/7.

Elitist showoff.

Bet your aircon running 24/7 is driving your neighbours crazy.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Bet your aircon running 24/7 is driving your neighbours crazy.

I doubt it. I'd be surprised if the neighbours can hear it over the racket their compressor makes.

^^,

Stay out of other countries, and raise your IQ score, Marineees.

Steal a pair of her knickers then when you next see fat bloke say 'hey ya wife left her underwear at my place the other night'.

..but I think investing in a few bottles of voddie per day and inviting us round for a week might just tip the cvnt over the edge.

I thought they were farang jerks. *sigh*