Members not suitable to be idiots.

**withnallstoke** · 15-05-2010, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

So this means I gotta be more sensible? No more MKP?

Absolutely not.

**DJ Pat** · 15-05-2010, 09:35 AM

So what am I meant to do in my spare time?

**Nawty** · 15-05-2010, 09:40 AM

how many spare times do you have ?

**withnallstoke** · 15-05-2010, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

The very word ( plimsole ) still strikes fear into me some 50 years later.

PLIMSOLE

**withnallstoke** · 15-05-2010, 09:50 AM

Loy Toy in lurid baton allegations

Earlier today, esteemed member Loy Toy went into graphic details of a sexual act between two other (unnamed) members involving a baton and a sports type shoe. More details to follow after littigation.

**somtamslap** · 15-05-2010, 10:16 AM

WITHNALLSTOKE IN LARGE RED PLIMSOLE INQUIRY

Withnallstoke (7), was spotted on his way to nursery school this morning wearing a large red plimsole. Several witnesses described of how, Withnall, of 87 Arris Avenue, fed his cone plimsole after plimsole which he kept secreted in a large satchel. Onlookers then said he pulled out a large red plimsole which he surprisingly put on his foot and limped the rest of the way to playgroup. He was last seen trying to insert it up his teacher's backside.
Police have been informed and have surrounded the classroom.

follow the progress on this story www.ifeedmyarseplimsoles.com

**kingwilly** · 15-05-2010, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by sunsetter

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

plimpsolls

Now there's a word I haven't heard in years!

kind of goes hand in hand with satchell i thought

**nigelandjan** · 15-05-2010, 12:27 PM

Thanks Withstke ,,,,,,,,,,,you have left a gibbering wreck hiding under the duvet ,,

another terrifying word to go with the ( plimsole ) is >>>>>>> ( tapioca ) this disgusting frogspawn like stuff was forced down you untill you at least vomited your cabbage that had been boiling for the last 4 hours .
Remember >>>>>>> " you cant leave the table untill you have finished all your dinna !! "
My grandchildren tell me they get a choice of dinners now ,, ah school days dont you just love em ?

**withnallstoke** · 15-05-2010, 12:37 PM

Slippery somtam slurper Somtamslaps slewed slander.

Somtamslap (of no fixed weight) today took time out from his pie eating and penis gobbling to accuse a member of attempted insertion of a gym shoe into an adults bottom. A lawyer is looking into it.

**somtamslap** · 15-05-2010, 01:34 PM

WITHNALLSTOKE CHARGED WITH PLIMSOLE BUGGERY

In the first case of it's kind, Withnallstoke (5 and three quarters) has been charged and sentenced to 3 years in a lunatic asylum after a 2 year plimsole buggering spree. Before handing out the jail term, Judge Plimpsole McSatchell referred to Withnall as an extreme threat to every functioning anal passage in society. Withnall, who's demeanour remained remorseless behind the dock, only spoke to confirm his shoe size.

Check out the asylum's webcam.. www.lockedupforplimsolebuggery.com

**DJ Pat** · 15-05-2010, 10:58 PM

***Awaits Dirty dog official statement on the MKP forum****

**withnallstoke** · 15-05-2010, 11:21 PM

We are amused.

And amazed. That this bollacks is still in the lounge, whilst the loony news experts are banished to mkp.

**kingwilly** · 15-05-2010, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

And amazed. That this bollacks is still in the lounge, whilst the loony news experts are banished to mkp.

and there they shall stay too, soon news will have none but Mid posting in there.

**Bangyai** · 15-05-2010, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by sunsetter

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

plimpsolls

Now there's a word I haven't heard in years!

kind of goes hand in hand with satchell i thought

I used to have a woggle but got kicked out for refusing to wear it.

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