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    Oz importing US spunk. Quote: All the donors stopped coming

    THE QUEENSLAND city of Townsville has turned to the US for sperm donations as Australia faces a critical shortage, the Townsville Bulletin reports.

    Queensland Fertility Group, the largest fertility clinic in Townsville, 1300 kilometers from Brisbane, pays more than $700 an ampule for sperm imported from the U.S.
    In the past, clinics used to rely on university students who were short on cash to donate sperm but these days not enough north Queensland men, or even Australian men, are prepared to donate.

    Infertility specialist Dr Ron Chang attributed this decline to recent changes to the law that mean sperm donors have to be contactable once the child they helped to conceive turns 18.

    "All the donors stopped coming forward because they didn't want a knock on the door in 18 years time," he said.
    "I think children should have the right to know their biological parents, but it has a knock-on effect."

    The shortage has also prompted IVF clinics nationwide to get creative about attracting potential donors.
    New South Wales' largest clinic, IVF Australia, launched an online advertising campaign with tag lines such as: "You've got millions to spare, we only need one."


    Townsville forced to import sperm from US | Herald Sun
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    Do donors get a share of the $5,000 baby bribe?.

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    Which just goes to show what wankers the yanks are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slackula
    "All the donors stopped coming forward because they didn't want a knock on the door in 18 years time," he said.
    Fair enough. A guy donates through altruism (or needing cash), not because he wants to become a father. I can see why that law stops them wanting to donate. Surely, a copy of their/family medical history is enough if ever needed.

    So, surely the question is now, does that law apply to the US donors? Can they expect some Aussie surfer turning up on their doorstep wanting a free holiday or a green card in 18 years?

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    They can have buckets of mine, if they wan't three headed, alcoholic, whore mongering, phsycopathic, cretinous children with a golf handicap of 24.

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    ^Sorry, sweetie, I missed your point. Do you mean if they weren't already like that, you guarantee their progeny would be?

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    don't be cruel nr.
    most australians play off 28.

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    They could buy it by the bin load from any of the Pattaya blow job bars for next to nothing.


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    Or possibly collect Russian stuff off the beach.

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    A whole generation on the disability pension, because their dads a yank.

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    ^Just think of all the poor neglected sheep not getting no lovin'.

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    Could felch it out of the sheep.

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    The reason no one donates anymore is they are no longer anonymous, no way would I blow into a plastic cup only to have the fucker come back and haunt me years later.

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    could be worse...asking the POMS, just what we need a whole new generation of bloody wingers

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    "I think children should have the right to know their biological parents, but it has a knock-on effect."
    Yes, I agree with this.

    "All the donors stopped coming forward because they didn't want a knock on the door in 18 years time," he said.
    Everyone's different, the knock on the door/I'm your kid scenario wouldn't bother me at all. Chances are i'd be bored shitless and watching TV when the doorbell rang.

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    Australia needed to 'dumb down' a little bit...we getting to smart for the world to keep up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Everyone's different, the knock on the door/I'm your kid scenario wouldn't bother me at all.
    OMG! Thousands of little Scampsters in the world. I just got a chill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Australia needed to 'dumb down' a little bit...we getting to smart for the world to keep up.
    So now you got Aussie women swallowing cum by the gallon from American men, they still int gonna get pregnant.

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