Physical pain - It's not nice..

**DrAndy** · 24-04-2010, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by tsicar

had my left-hand brain removed and my right hand one smashed after losing a bet in a bar once. 'kkin doc stitched 'em all back in without anaesthetic coz he sed it was too dangerous to administer a general anaesthetic to drunk people. fukkn two day hangover headache:- serious pain.

we would hardly guess

**dirtydog** · 24-04-2010, 02:43 AM

Originally Posted by Muadib

I got another that I will not mention as I will never hear the end of it..

I did hear that penis reattachment is very difficult, good luck with it

**November Rain** · 24-04-2010, 04:52 AM

Oooh, toothache's bad. My sympathies.

The worst pain? Infection in my foot/cellulitis after I came back. Couldn't walk, couldn't lower my foot. Hopping everywhere is not fun, believe me. I couldn't believe how it crippled me.

**BigRed** · 24-04-2010, 06:19 AM

zipped up my foreskin in a pair of jeans once in a pub toilet when I was pissed. It took me 5 minutes to pluck up the courage to unzip it again.

**Bower** · 24-04-2010, 06:42 AM

I am sitting here looking for distraction after 4 hrs in the dentists chair having a sinus bone graft. The anasthetic has worn off but i have some serious pain killers. My face is the size of a football and my left eye appears to be closing. I am starving hungry because i cannot open my mouth, tried soup through a straw almost choked to death.
I'll let you know about the pain in the morning.............................lol

**CharleyFarley** · 24-04-2010, 07:02 AM

Sitting in a park in Stuttgart with my mate discussing the worst medical scenario we could imagine, and he came up with a lumbar puncture. My imagined fear of this procedure froze me to the spot and I had to be shaken out of it.

Not so long after, back in UK I had a fever whereupon my GP sent me to hospital with suspected meningitis and sure enough my nightmare came alive.

Indescribable pain, but most of it was probably in my mind.
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**barbaro** · 24-04-2010, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Without trying to sound like a ponce or to quote a once popular British television advertisement "A Great Wet Lettuce",( I apologise for my reminiscent mood, but I swear I just saw my whole life flash past..and of all things it included that poxy advert) I hurt, I hurt a fucking lot..hurt which is currently breaking records in any previous world of hurt I've ever experienced.

Said pain is due to a pathetically sized hole in one of my back teeth (Yes, it's a toothache)..my head feels like it has been placed in a vice from chin to top of cranium and some horrific entity is sadistically tightening it...PAIN..

On a lighter note..I have whiskey..

On an even lighter note..I'm going to the dentist tomorrow..I really can't wait..it's gonna be great..especially the part where he sticks a foot long needle into my gum..

Tell us about any pain you've been in..I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT...

I don't have time to read the follow-ups.

SS,

What are you doing to solve this problem and pain.

Dentist, ASAP.

**danno5** · 24-04-2010, 07:34 AM

gall stones - but the morphine was great!

**FlyFree** · 24-04-2010, 09:57 AM

The mind is a magnificent thing. Depends how you interpret pain. Start with BDSM and work your way up.

**panama hat** · 24-04-2010, 02:24 PM

Two things . . .

Went to the dentist in Sydney and had some prep work done for a crown . . . ge scratched around a bit, drilled a bit . . . no worries.

A few hours later my tooth started to ache then the pain became simply astounding, I started hyperventilating and crawled to the door and out to the street (there was no-one home with me at the time) . . . luckily my neighbour was out and stuffed me in his car and sped off to the hospital . . .
They whacked me with some gas and I was out for several hours

The dentist had worked in the right area but while doing his 'excavations' he had scratched and 'unearthed' anotehr tooth's nerve . . .

Second one:

Was working in a nightclub on week-ends in Sydney called Rogues in Darlinghurst, a very up-market place with very nice ladies . . .
We had a room upstairs for those special moments.
Anyway, this gaggle of very, very hot women comes in and a few hours later I was upstairs snorting some lines with this blonde from Chile . . . We get it on like there's no tomorrow and I feel a bit of a zing and then more sings and then even more . . . and then this infernal death-pain which wouldn't go away.

Dry-humping this space-cadet had ruptured my foreskin from the front to about two inches down my little mate . . . blood everywhere and I kind of lost it . . . ambulance came and the stitches were a bitch. Just as bad was trying not to get excited with the stitches in and those self-dissolving things itch like no-one's business.

(I hope Mrs Hat doesn't read this)

**Nawty** · 24-04-2010, 02:42 PM

Geez.....2 girls so far......a toothy woothy achey wakey and someone that cannot use his penis in the correct manner....hmmmmmm

I had a broken shoulder from Motorbike accident.....not sure what hurt most, the shoulder or my feelings when the taxi driver on Koh Chang said he would come back and pick us up after he drops off his current ride.

I had me back damaged when 1000 kilos of snot snorting prime aged beef eyed me up and pile drived me into a steel post.

A horse threw me into a steel post.

A horse under stampede orders bashed my shoulder into a tree.

I dropped a tralier onto my foot and took out a 20 cent piece size of meat.

A tiny weeney little scorpion stung me on the tip of my wittle finger.

A horse ran over me and kicked me in the head. Put my teeth through my lip, needles required in the cheek and lips and a burst eyeball.

Horse kicked me in the ribs and broke one.

Blew out my knee cartlidge on a water slide in Pattaya.

Thats about it....none of them hurt though like I can imagine a tooth ache would.

oh and a 12 foot python grabbed my calf muscle and left 3 of his teeth in there.

had a paper cut once to and a few splinters under me finger nails.

oh and the self medicated petrol on the gonads to get rid of some friends.

**patsycat** · 24-04-2010, 03:09 PM

Seems horses don't like you very much.

**Loy Toy** · 24-04-2010, 03:20 PM

I was playing indoor cricket in the Sydney Bankstown league and got selected to play a first division competition match.

Well there were some NSW grade players there on the night and I was selected to play on the same team as a youngish kid named Wayne Holdsworth, who had played a few games for Australia which I thought was fantastic. He was at the time considered the fastest bowler in Australia and after facing him in the warm-up I reckon he was like lightning.

We bowled/ fielded first and in the first over Wayne bowled and the batsman snicked the ball and it hit our wicket keeper in the mouth dislodging some teeth and he went off with blood streaming from his mouth.

As I had done some wicket keeping I was asked to keep which I did the next over with no problem.

Then Wayne bowled again, first ball a leg-cutter and it went straight through the batsman's guard, straight over middle stump and collected me right in the nuts.

I wasn't wearing a protector box (as I wasn't expecting to keep) and I went down like a pile of shit writhing in pain. Well my balls swelled up like grape fruit and I had to sleep with a pillow between my knees for the next 2 weeks and it took that amount of time for the swelling to go down. To cough was like somone was booting me in the nuts and the pain was 10 fold that and when compared to breaking a colorbone.

Also isn't it strange how the most delicate, soft sweet woman can bring you to tears by just flicking your ball bag ever so gently with her finger.

**Spin** · 24-04-2010, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

lumbar puncture

Yeah I've had one of those

I get more pain from my right leg, which looks a little bit like this if you have x-ray specs........

A single clean compound break of the tibia and fibula, done during a motocross race.

As I lay on the ground, I removed my boot as I had this really strange sensation like somebody was pouring cold water over my leg. Just as I pulled the boot away my lower leg bent 90 degrees and was all floppy like it was made out of jelly

That's when the pain started, fortunately the racetrack had medics with a tank of nitrous to toot on so the pain went away soon enough.

I also broke three of the main bone in the ankle, that hurts to this day in cold weather, hence my "running away from the west to Thailand" during wintertime.

**FailSafe** · 24-04-2010, 03:43 PM

^^^

That's a pretty good one- nothing like a bike to add some hardware to your skeleton.

I high-sided the shit out of my Hayabusa in 2000- it looked like I was going to get a titanium collar bone but the docs were able to fix me up without it.

**panama hat** · 24-04-2010, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Bankstown To cough was like somone was booting me in the nuts and the pain was 10 fold that and when compared to breaking a colorbone.

That sounds simply terrible . . . you had to go to Bankstown?

Originally Posted by Spin

A single clean compound break of the tibia and fibula, done during a motocross race.

Fun at airports?

**slackula** · 24-04-2010, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by sabang

Don't get Gout.

Came to say gout. I've had a few dislocations and broken bones but the full blown gout attacks were worse.

**terry57** · 24-04-2010, 08:14 PM

14 years old on the back of my mates vespa scooter, foot sandwiched between the scooter and a massive fok off limestone boulder that we had managed to slide into. 3o stitches., a compound fracture and 4 weeks in hospital.

It happened at the bottom of a quarry with no foker around so had to ride back with my foking foot hanging off. Fok Fok And fok again.

That was the shite part but the good part was beating off in the hospital fantasizing over the horn cracking nurses.

**terry57** · 24-04-2010, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by sabang

Don't get Gout.

Yes I've heard that gout is not much fun but if I ever get it in my wrinkly old fella I'll bolt down the local and get a lovely bar girl to suck the pain away.

**melvbot** · 25-04-2010, 04:12 AM

Had an op to staighten my septum. The had to put cotton wool plugs in my nose with tubes in the centre so I could breathe. The tubes slide out easy but after 4 days the plugs get stuck so the only way is to rip them out , downside is all the hair up your nose goes with them. Imagine every nosehair you've got being pulled out all at once, I don't have to, it ain't fun

**November Rain** · 25-04-2010, 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by terry57

That was the shite part but the good part was beating off in the hospital fantasizing over the horn cracking nurses

Good job they never caught you, Tel. Ever had a hard slap across Tel jr?

**Bower** · 25-04-2010, 05:43 AM

After reading some of the incidents in this thread i will tone down my whining.
As a long term gout sufferer i would like to thank the discoverer of Alupurinol.

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