http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/toys/dave-met.php

A sample of the gems

"Last week, I met a devout Muslim grandmother, who told me that Facebook got a free house from the council."

"Last week, I met a hard-working woman, who told me that left-wing extremists set fire to a bag of kittens."

"Last week, I met a Caribbean grandmother, who told me that 5 more years of Gordon Brown had been shouting at buses on the high street.

"Last week, I met a Cornish burglar, who told me that the Lib Dems killed Jesus."