Would you prefer a Bionic arm or a Bionic leg?

**Uncoolelvis** · 07-09-2006, 05:09 PM

I have been considering this question for a couple of days. Personally, I think a bionic arm would be much more fun, just imagine all of the custom attachments you could fit to the hand. What do you lot reckon?

**Dougal** · 07-09-2006, 05:23 PM

I'm not sure 'fun' is the word I would use.

Why don't you try both and let us know how you get on?

**Chalk face** · 07-09-2006, 05:26 PM

At my age, can I chose a bionic something else?

**Uncoolelvis** · 07-09-2006, 05:29 PM

You really could inspect her gadget then, Chalkface.

**Gerbil** · 07-09-2006, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Uncoolelvis

I have been considering this question for a couple of days. Personally, I think a bionic arm would be much more fun, just imagine all of the custom attachments you could fit to the hand. What do you lot reckon?

A bionic arm would help Smeg retain his world title wanking championship in sunny Bournemouth.

**Spin** · 07-09-2006, 06:32 PM

I'll have a bionic todger please!

**Uncoolelvis** · 07-09-2006, 07:01 PM

If smeg had a bionic leg he would kick your arse for that!

**Uncoolelvis** · 07-09-2006, 07:08 PM

Make a good personal ad that ; Old Codger with bionic todger loves to rodger seeks mechanically minded, low maintenance, mechanic, BA (engineering required)

**kingwilly** · 07-09-2006, 07:13 PM

an arm - you'd win a shit load of money at the pub betting tuff guys on armwrestling competitions

**NickA** · 07-09-2006, 08:47 PM

I'm sure I've heard this question before, maybe I'll have to do a bit of extra thinking to remember where....

**slimboyfat** · 08-09-2006, 09:04 AM

whats the point of just one bionic leg?

you would have to hop everywhere to make use of it.

**danbo** · 08-09-2006, 02:39 PM

^You could run really fast in small circles...I can't think why one would want to though....Apart from the sheer unbridled joy of the experience....I mean, it's quite fun to do even slowly.

I'd like to see a re-run of the Six Million Dollar Man - I'm sure it wouldn't have aged....not even a little bit....

**Silent Ninja** · 08-09-2006, 03:28 PM

2 bionic legs and an arm please!

Remember the game Syndicate? You could buy all kinds of fancy bionic body parts that made you better at kicking arse. The legs made you move faster, but I can't remember what the arms did (that's why I choose only one arm, maybe the bionic versions are completely useless).
Syndicate (computer game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**Silent Ninja** · 08-09-2006, 03:55 PM

Here we go, the arms allow you to carry heavier items.
Cyro mods V1

**DrAndy** · 08-09-2006, 04:29 PM

maybe a bionic wife or mia noi, would be a good idea

**kingwilly** · 09-09-2006, 10:54 AM

^ only if it/she had an off switch and a mute button...

**Silent Ninja** · 11-09-2006, 01:24 AM

And didn't look to artificial... metallic bodyparts aren't that charming.

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