Thread: Send off at the airport

I reckon Pats gone too

Originally Posted by cantona

I reckon Pats gone too

He posted on ajarn last night.

I half expected to see Smeg this morning.
I went round to the Queen Sirikit Centre this morning to visit the Thai-UK exhibition- 60 years of whatever to coincide with the Kings 60 years on the throne and found one of the exhibitors was

Bournemouth University (?since when?)

So he shoulddn't be short of a Thai GF or two if indeed he has gone back.


By the by the exhibition is not worth the time to visit

I bought the papers this morning for a change - there was no mention of his arrival at Heathrow.

Originally Posted by Troubled

I half expected to see Smeg this morning. I went round to the Queen Sirikit Centre this morning to visit the Thai-UK exhibition- 60 years of whatever to coincide with the Kings 60 years on the throne and found one of the exhibitors was Bournemouth University (?since when?) So he shoulddn't be short of a Thai GF or two if indeed he has gone back.

So we expect to hear about dead Thai girlfriends in Bournemouth then?

Originally Posted by Troubled

Bournemouth University (?since when?)

formerly Bournemouth sixth form college

Slimboy, breaking news. Just heard that Smeg is in Singapore.

Originally Posted by cantona

Slimboy, breaking news. Just heard that Smeg is in Singapore.

well he can hang out with all the other expat nobs at Boat Quay then - if he can afford it.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by cantona

Slimboy, breaking news. Just heard that Smeg is in Singapore.

well he can hang out with all the other expat nobs at Boat Quay then - if he can afford it.

Or he can go to Orchard Towers and complain about the standards...

Not one fecker at the airport to see me off. Probably too busy at Nana, right?

Well I've been back approaching a week, and its great. The weather is cool, the streets are clean and peaceful, the buildings lovely, and everything is normal and comfortable. I am so glad not to be addicted to staying in that hot dirty seedy weird dump, the land of forced smiles, forever.

I spent the weekend mountain biking in the New Forest (with no risk of heat exhaustion), and this morning on Bournemouth beach (with no stray dogs or bloody vendors coming up trying to sell shite every two minutes)

I was contacted by UNICEF today. I have been offered a role with them in Bangkok on a year contract as soon as the jfit are approved (1-3 months estimated) working on a new child protection in Thailand project. 150,000k per month but even that probably won't tempt me.

Fock no, don't accept the offer. Decline it.

Why would you want to come back to a country where everything is abnormal.

Decline.

P.S: Remember guys *I AM GOD*

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Can't green you again for that one Macha

me too!

SK - cynic b4 he arrives, reduced his goals to fair to middlin TEFL'r already!

i think he'll be one of the TEFL Teachers that Smeg was complaining about !

Oh the delicious ironry of it all....

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Lily...

Stop antagonising and try and get my cryptic clue.
Everyone else has left the building.

Crikey - that post was only 12.37 - i think i was still around.

but being an aussie and all i dont even unnerstand the word cryptic let alone your guessing game thingy....

Originally Posted by Smeg

I was contacted by UNICEF today. I have been offered a role with them in Bangkok on a year contract as soon as the jfit are approved (1-3 months estimated) working on a new child protection in Thailand project. 150,000k per month but even that probably won't tempt me.

Please Smeg tell me about your qualifications not because I doubt you it's just that Iam a student and still in the process of learning,if I get to know your qualifications I might have a successful life like yours.

Originally Posted by Smeg

I was contacted by UNICEF today. I have been offered a role with them in Bangkok on a year contract as soon as the jfit are approved (1-3 months estimated) working on a new child protection in Thailand project. 150,000k per month but even that probably won't tempt me.

Did you say UNICEF? Is it 150K / month or 150,000K / month?

I wish I were as qualified and intelligent as you, I wouldn't be focking wasting my time in LOS.

Hey Smegster Kofi dude's about to retire. Are you paying attention on world's top job?

Originally Posted by Begbie

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by cantona

Slimboy, breaking news. Just heard that Smeg is in Singapore.

well he can hang out with all the other expat nobs at Boat Quay then - if he can afford it.

Or he can go to Orchard Towers and complain about the standards...

actually he cannot - i heard/read that they've arrested all 237 girls in orchard towers and deported them for a week or so cos of some business conference going on...

so he'd be clear out of luck going there ....

Originally Posted by Smeg

I was contacted by UNICEF today. I have been offered a role with them in Bangkok on a year contract as soon as the jfit are approved (1-3 months estimated) working on a new child protection in Thailand project. 150,000k per month but even that probably won't tempt me.

Jeez big money !?

I got more than that as a teacher you simple twit!