Number 1: The Mosquito coil.

Now I am a great fan of these in principle. Set one out, just outside on my study's balcony as the sun set's and light it up. Perfect, keeps the mozzies away for 8 hours+ and I can sit outside or in, without being bothered.

However, Which cnut decided the best packaging for these would be to bind 2 together in a spiral, so you always fcuking break one or the other when trying to seperate them? Bastards.