Thread: How true

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.



Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.

And Heaven is where, Blackgang posts.

The British police have changed for the worse!

And French mechanics for the better!

But where are the best whores?

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

But where are the best whores?

Difficult one that!

Actually, the Swiss are quite good lovers. But then, the ones i've had are usually dual nationality. Swiss and something else.

Spoken like a true Genevan patsy.

Originally Posted by blackgang

Hell is Where: The Chefs are British,

Michelin would disagree, but my Mum's cooking would balance out the large number of world class restaurants in Britain, so it does have some merit.

Originally Posted by blackgang

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.



Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.

An old one that should be updated as follows:

for paradise: add :" the whores are Thai"
for hell: add: "the whores are Italian" (but also Romanian would be ok)
and change: "It's all organized by Thai"

Dis seems a bit raciss an shit, non you whiteys gonna have a good thing ta say bout Afreeeka, wees gud at Muh dick! we's gud at rapin an that, we's gud at choppin off other niggers heads an that!

You white motherfuckers thinks yous is da best at evrythin!

What you crackers always gotta be on bout food an shit? nutin wrong with fried chicken an a bit watermelon...

We niggers invented jesis! an mowtsart

Heaven is where I live...

Hell is where everyone else lives!

I think Afreeka is a fine place, coarse it would be a lot better if it were not full of niggers.
But it is a nice place to own a Popeye's Chicken franchise.

Originally Posted by blackgang

I think Afreeka is a fine place, coarse it would be a lot better if it were not full of niggers.
But it is a nice place to own a Popeye's Chicken franchise.

I wouldn't worry, all the niggers will soon be in America or the UK...open a KFC Franchise!

And I notice, as I did when I first read this same thing several decades ago, that there are no Americans in heaven nor hell

Originally Posted by blackgang

Hell is Where:

Originally Posted by blackgang

It's all organized by the Italians.

I'd give the Italiens a B+ for their organized crime.

I watched a really weird couple of "doco"'s if you can call them that, they are a bit strange, but interesting nonetheless, I still don't reall know what to make of them, but you might find them worth a look.

The first one...ignore all the shit about UFO's and hang in as he has some interesting points...the second..............well up to you!

I've been on the beer and had too much sun!!!


Sadly it appears I am unable to post links, but if you have the inclination, go have a look at btjunkie, and look for "Rule By Secrecy" by Jim Marrs.

"Amenstop" "Ring of Power" - I stil can't get that into my head.........

Originally Posted by helge

I'd give the Italiens a B+ for their organized crime.

Well, just take a gander at the RTP and their actions here,, they are damn close to the WOPS on their top crime orgs.

Chefs are Italian? Give me a break!

Originally Posted by Bung

Chefs are Italian? Give me a break!

In fact in another version the joke put the Italian as lovers and the French as chefs.

Originally Posted by blackgang

Originally Posted by helge

I'd give the Italiens a B+ for their organized crime.

Well, just take a gander at the RTP and their actions here,, they are damn close to the WOPS on their top crime orgs.

The RTP are the Top of the Pops. Perfection