Thread: Wifes Complaints!

[quote=Missismiggins;1318704]

Originally Posted by Fabian

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by tsicar

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When will people like you realise... It is A Labour Of Love!!!

yes, perhaps

but it can easily turn into a life sentence (with hard labour!), if you allow it to!

i would love to have the time to research and possibly publish a book on how two people of opposing sexes can live together as a married couple for years, raise a family, and then, after many years, finally discover that they never actually got to know each other in all that time!
my first ex' exuses for this was:


"........BUT I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD CHANGE!"

dumb bitches!
then i gave her an ultimatum:
go find a marriage guidance councillor, and pehaps we can sort this out:

what did she do ??!!!

...found some queer to fukkn council me about marriage!
i asked the prick if he was queer and he sed no i am gay and i sed that means you are queer and what the hell would you know about marriage guidance anyway you fudgepacker and then we went home and got divorced (thank fukk!!)

oh, .. and he wanted me to buy some book that i am sure must have been published by some queer or something and it is called:
"men are from mars and women are from uranus" or something like that!

Originally Posted by Nawty

Jeeeez.....worried about snakes....worried about scorpions.....worried about nails.....worried about splinters.....worried about the MIL......as the little monkies in Madagascar say......'panzies'

You probably live in a gated condo somewhere in Bangkok or the likes!

Snakes...I had a cobra in the toilet , so yes I worry, thankfully it was me that shot it before it bit anyone here. Scorpions? Yes, I wouldn't fancy a sting! Splinters...no I was worried about a 3 inch nail that I stood on.. and yes it does hurt... right up the back of my foot! pussy or what..!

The MIL is far more dangerous than any of these other things...believe me..when they have a poisoned mind! and they bring their ghost beliefs into your life! They can "TRY" to fuck your childs head up "IF" you let them!

You forgot the Jakep! I fear these too!

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I'm onto something with this. 4th was a thursday.

Miggins must be let out to play on Thursdays

Ha Ha!

Today is Friday and I have been let out of my box again!

On the pretence of "watering the Lam Yai" I am in fact having a few beers!

She's fucked off to her mothers, so life is good! and would you believe, some bastard has sneaked in here last night and stole our bees nest!

It has been on a tree for the past 5 months, and I come home today and its GONE!

I get fucked off with these people at times! (most times to be honest) they sneak in and steal bananas, they steal lam yai, they put traps in my trees (which I break when I find) to catch little birds....They need to be SHOT!

A few months back, i was busy at the back end of the land and heard this "CRACK" "CRACK" noise, when I went closer to the road it was two twats in a Cherokee Jeep shooting those dove type birds on our land, one arsehole was leaning out the window and trying to shoot them and then running down the bank into our land to pick up the dead birds....

I lost my rag a bit with that one (When we first came here there were no birds, they were smart and realized that coming here meant death - since we set up home, we have all sorts of birds here, no one hurts them, they get food and are nesting everywhere) And took out the long barreled air rifle, they fucked off pretty sharpish after that and haven't been back!