Channel 3! Unbelievable

**baldrick** · 03-02-2010, 03:49 PM

break out the somtam

lets party !!!

**teddy** · 03-02-2010, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I think somebody should post on tv about Doeramon's death, they do really good RIP threads

Pretty disgusting to make fun of someone dying when their family or friends may read this. I expected better DD.

**aging one** · 03-02-2010, 04:44 PM

Well teddy my 12 year olds are just dying laughing at this. I mean rolling on the floor.

Fuck Doeramon.

**Butterfly** · 03-02-2010, 04:44 PM

and you want to let those people vote by themselves ?

**Mid** · 03-02-2010, 04:47 PM

ouch and yes

**DrB0b** · 03-02-2010, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mid

occasional lottery winnings ain't THE winning numbers .............

She didn't seem to be short of cash though, did she? Face it, if a magic dream Doraemon was giving you a regular income through celestial gambling tips you'd probably be inclined to give him a good send-off when he popped his clogs.

**DrB0b** · 03-02-2010, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by teddy

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I think somebody should post on tv about Doeramon's death, they do really good RIP threads

Pretty disgusting to make fun of someone dying when their family or friends may read this. I expected better DD.

Hmm, I've always suspected you were an English Noodles sockpuppet. This may be the proof I've been looking for.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-02-2010, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I think somebody should post on tv about Doeramon's death, they do really good RIP threads

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 05:40 PM

Doraemon has returned in "Spirit Form" to live with me and bring me good luck!

He says he prefers a bottle of Chang rather than going to school, and this months lottery numbers are 666

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by Mid

occasional lottery winnings ain't THE winning numbers .............

She didn't seem to be short of cash though, did she? Face it, if a magic dream Doraemon was giving you a regular income through celestial gambling tips you'd probably be inclined to give him a good send-off when he popped his clogs.

I give it a fortnight before she is being visited by Doraemons ghost, predicting lottery numbers and falling into a trance .....all for a modest fee of course!

**Fabian** · 03-02-2010, 05:56 PM

^^ Your beer consumption explains a lot like your tantrums.

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Fabian

^^ Your beer consumption explains a lot like your tantrums.

I don't drink, it is to please Doraemon....I'm going to be rich you know...if you need any seuth saying or advice, I can arrange it for a small fee....

Only tonight doraemon told me that I was very likely to "Start" drinking beer again, and that I would probably become offensive and foul mouthed....let's see eh? Maybe he could be right, it would be amazing if I could have such a change of character...but these "spirits" are very powerful!

**DrB0b** · 03-02-2010, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Originally Posted by Fabian

^^ Your beer consumption explains a lot like your tantrums.

I don't drink, it is to please Doraemon....I'm going to be rich you know...if you need any seuth saying or advice, I can arrange it for a small fee....

Only tonight doraemon told me that I was very likely to "Start" drinking beer again, and that I would probably become offensive and foul mouthed....let's see eh? Maybe he could be right, it would be amazing if I could have such a change of character...but these "spirits" are very powerful!

I've found a monk in Chiang Mai who makes very powerful amulets from the body parts of young women and babies. Let me know if you're interested, he rents them out for about 200USD a day.

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Originally Posted by Fabian

^^ Your beer consumption explains a lot like your tantrums.

I don't drink, it is to please Doraemon....I'm going to be rich you know...if you need any seuth saying or advice, I can arrange it for a small fee....

Only tonight doraemon told me that I was very likely to "Start" drinking beer again, and that I would probably become offensive and foul mouthed....let's see eh? Maybe he could be right, it would be amazing if I could have such a change of character...but these "spirits" are very powerful!

I've found a monk in Chiang Mai who makes very powerful amulets from the body parts of young women and babies. Let me know if you're interested, he rents them out for about 200USD a day.

I am trying to find a monk that can bring me a blessed Basil Brush! Boom Boom!

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by mooncake

Is that worse than “the mass cockroaches funeral” a few years back?.....a few hundred of them, I think
.....completed with parents, monk, naam-mon...tv & newspaper coverage nationwide

Many kids were crying for the lost of their beloved “pet”.

Are you going to keep me in suspense....elaborate, I haven't heard of this detour from sanity!

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I think somebody should post on tv about Doeramon's death, they do really good RIP threads

They are probably having a whip round already, most of them are probably buying "I Love Doraemon" bracelets, and buying little Doraemons to adorn the animist jowtie shrines, and offerring food and gifts...to help them "fit in", so we all can see that they are practically Thai!

You wait, when you pop down to immigration for your visa or your 90 day pennance/ subservience, I bet there are loads of Farang with Doraemon T shirts on and black armbands.

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

How did the poor thing die?

It probably fucking topped itself having to live with that fucking IDIOT!

**crippen** · 03-02-2010, 06:48 PM

Have you ever thought ,TD posters,what a stranger coming on to the forum for the first time and reading this thread is going to make of us all??

**withnallstoke** · 03-02-2010, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by crippen

what a stranger coming on to the forum for the first time and reading this thread is going to make of us all??

If they've got this far, whatever they think is probably right.

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by crippen

Have you ever thought ,TD posters,what a stranger coming on to the forum for the first time and reading this thread is going to make of us all??

I do, and I hope they take note!

TD seems to reflect the "reality" of Thailand, not the pompous rose coloured spectacle world that the Thai Visa bunch live in...you look over on that site, it;s like Dorothy and the Wizard of fucking Ozz! They probably all live in gated communities, with slaves and things...

**aging one** · 03-02-2010, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They are probably having a whip round already, most of them are probably buying "I Love Doraemon" bracelets, and buying little Doraemons to adorn the animist jowtie shrines, and offerring food and gifts...to help them "fit in", so we all can see that they are practically Thai! You wait, when you pop down to immigration for your visa or your 90 day pennance/ subservience, I bet there are loads of Farang with Doraemon T shirts on and black armbands.

nope

All those people gave this retarded bitch money, making then nuts as well. Life goes on in the LOS. I am just glad my wife was not Doreamans insurance agent, or she would have been there.

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

They are probably having a whip round already, most of them are probably buying "I Love Doraemon" bracelets, and buying little Doraemons to adorn the animist jowtie shrines, and offerring food and gifts...to help them "fit in", so we all can see that they are practically Thai! You wait, when you pop down to immigration for your visa or your 90 day pennance/ subservience, I bet there are loads of Farang with Doraemon T shirts on and black armbands.

nope

All those people gave this retarded bitch money, making then nuts as well. Life goes on in the LOS. I am just glad my wife was not Doreamans insurance agent, or she would have been there.

Do you think he left a will? will it go to probate? Inheritance tax....

**dirtydog** · 03-02-2010, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by crippen

Have you ever thought ,TD posters,what a stranger coming on to the forum for the first time and reading this thread is going to make of us all??

Your quite right, lets try and keep this thread civil and polite, as teddy said Doerame or whatever his/her name was could have family reading this, rip doerahme.

**Missismiggins** · 03-02-2010, 07:16 PM

My wife keeps telling me to shut the fuck up and stop taking the piss out of these "clever" people who BELIEVE in this...it seems sort of "spiritual" to them, you are out on a limb if you ridicule there faith...so I think tonight when she gets back from her mothers, it is about to get physical (I have already put doraemon in the bed...he's a bit pissed at the minute and has brewers droop) but she is going to get fucked up the arse by Doraemon, it's the least I can do!

She will thank me in the morning!

**withnallstoke** · 03-02-2010, 07:30 PM

Obituaries

DOREAMON: The Times obituary

Author of The Catcher in the Rye, the quintessential novel of teenage alienation, who spent his life hiding from his celebrity

The Books in Doreamons Safe

The perils of a Doreomane book cover

DOREAMON

Nobel Prize-winning biochemist whose research on protein balance has helped to combat cancer and diabetes

DOREAMON

Advertising copywriter who wrote some of the earliest cookery books for children and championed the rights of working women

DOERAMEN

Songwriter who wrote See You Later Alligator for Bill Haley and the Comets and Walking to New Orleans for Fats Domino

Major-General DOREMONAE

Sapper awarded two MCs for his daring in the Western Desert and as an escaped PoW with Italian partisans

Sir DEROMANE

Innovative and successful chief executive of the Co-operative Bank who oversaw a big rise in the bank's profits

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