Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Migs
Ask for directions.. (and this is where it really pisses me off, instead of saying "I DON'T KNOW" they fucking lie and make up some shit!
Standard Thai protocol, why are you surprised?

The last time I got caught by the BIB Cunts, they nicked me in Hang Dong, it cost me 15000 Baht, yes, 15000 baht in lies and tea money to get the bike back...boxes of beer, fines for no bike license, don't make me cry...I got fucked over big time!

It literally cost me 15000 Baht, and at the end of the day, they gave me the bike back with a 1000 Baht receipt for some misdemeanour...whilst pocketing the rest, and they kept the bike for almost 3 weeks, in the hope that they would steal it from me, repaint it and sell it!

So if you think I was about to drive through all those checkpoints up to Chiang Rai...Dream on...they would have repossesed my house by the time I got there!

Don't let anyone tell you that you only need to show the filth the original invoices...it is a load of crap! You will be fucked over big time if they think they can get your bike!

We had "mysterious Phone calls" we had cars parked outside the house watching, my wife was told to go and meet these shady fucking cops at their "BIKE SHOP"... on her own...no way! These people are CUNTS!
The worlds leading organized criminals according to a survey last year, they ranked above the Italian and Russian mafia.

If I was Thai I would be so proud.

Gonna green you for you woes Miggins, but this thread isn't as funny as some of your previous efforts, I really enjoyed the petrol and the Pepsi and the sugar and the piss.

Would you believe, this TWAT sent me on a 15K detour, when the office was actually no more than 200 metres up the road...fucking IDIOTS!

The wife covers her ears these days in the the car...even she was doing a bit of blapheming today!