Christmas Day Is almost here..things to do

**Missismiggins** · 24-12-2009, 10:12 PM

Well, all the best to everyone for the Christian Holiday (I don't believe this shit either...it's present day for kids, nothing more)

But anyway, I was hoping to find a Christmas recipe for a labrador cross breed, I never bought a chicken or a turkey, so we are a bit stuffed for Christmas dinner in the morning, but, I have a slug gun, and a half bdreed labradore, that appears to be mentally challenged... can they be cooked in the same way as a turkey?

SPOT...Come Home! We need you! .(and do you need to remove the fur or will the old method of mud baking suffice?)

Lastly, do you think kids can tell the difference between the taste? will he taste a good friend? I really don't want any liberal politics at the dinner table tomorrow...we can do without "YOU FASCIST DOG COOKER"...pass the peas father.

**English Noodles** · 24-12-2009, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

But anyway, I was hoping to find a Christmas recipe for a labrador cross breed

**English Noodles** · 24-12-2009, 10:21 PM

Here you go, mate.

https://teakdoor.com/famous-food-thre...usion-dog.html (Fusion Dog)

**the dogcatcher** · 24-12-2009, 10:22 PM

Think you probably should remove the head and the front legs, they might be a give away. Other than that 180 derees at 20 mins a pound should do it with plenty of sage and onion.

**the dogcatcher** · 24-12-2009, 10:23 PM

I'll just check though. I'll get Laosy to phone one of her Cambodian mates.

**jandajoy** · 24-12-2009, 10:32 PM

Plunge carcass in a 45 gal drum of boiling water for 15 minutes.

Remove and get people you don't care for to pluck off all hair.

When bald, throw on slow burning fire till it starts to blacken.

Turn frequently.

Start slicing off cooked bits as you go.

Continue till consumed.

Oh, I forgot, gut it at some point before it goes on the fire.

Give the the guts to the rellies who'll be most thankfull and make soup or something.

N.B. Do NOT eat this soup... You will die.

I know I did.

ish.

**the dogcatcher** · 24-12-2009, 10:35 PM

Yeah, the kebab approach. Nice one JJ.

**Gipsy** · 24-12-2009, 11:08 PM

**smeden** · 24-12-2009, 11:40 PM

did the dog eat more than the wife?

**the dogcatcher** · 25-12-2009, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Gipsy

Looks like DD after a couple of hours on a ladyboy with no air con.

**ferretface** · 25-12-2009, 02:10 AM

a labrador wellington might be nice.

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