Quantico bumper stickers

[Mr Earl]

" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"


"Water-boarding is out so kill them all !"


"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"


" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"


"Stop Global Whining"


"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"


Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."


"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"


"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"


"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*


"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"


"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"


"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"


"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"


"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"


"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"


"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"


"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"


"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"


"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"


"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*


"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
The Marines don't have that problem."
- Ronald Reagan-

[smeden]

i wil translate this to danish just becourse there are many friends of me who feel like that but maybe they cant read english

[Muadib]

Marines - Kill them all, let God sort them out...

[blackgang]

Sounds like a hell of a good deal to me..

[AntRobertson]

Marines - Losing Battles Against Poorly Equipped 3rd World Nations Since 1775

[Stinky]

Marines - Losing Battles Against Poorly Equipped 3rd World Nations Since 1775

This one made me laugh

[Blake7]

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

An English veteran?

[blackgang]

Made me Laff too, ain't he a stupid bastard.

[baldrick]

friendly fire - it happens when your god has ducked off for a wank

[AntRobertson]

Marines... DUCK!!!

[panama hat]

Marines... DUCK!!!

Clever

Marines - Losing Battles Against Poorly Equipped 3rd World Nations Since 1775

Made me Laff too, ain't he a stupid bastard.

trolling and stalking again, Wheezy? Will the mods keep accepting your smoked meats

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

What's taking you so long then, marines? Seven years to arrange a meeting? Could you arrange a piss-up in a brewery before 2012?



Why do the marines have the lowest intelligence test entry standards of all the services?

Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.