" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"


"Water-boarding is out so kill them all !"


"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"


" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"


"Stop Global Whining"


"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"


Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."


"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"


"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"


"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*


"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"


"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"


"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"


"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"


"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"


"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"


"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"


"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"


"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"


"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"


"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*


"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
The Marines don't have that problem."
- Ronald Reagan-