Would you be a nude model?

**kfjvkjvk** · 19-11-2009, 09:46 PM

One of our esteemed members has been doing some nude modelling work today for a group of middle aged women.

Not sure how much it paid but apparently it was OK money for 1 hour work, and it paid extra if you went completely nude, but being a little shy about his small penis he opted for the pants on option.

Would you model naked? Pants on or off?

I would, and pants off is no problem to me, I quite like the idea of putting the Dagenham Dambuster on display, give the ladies a thrill.

A week in the gym first might be an idea though.

**dirtydog** · 19-11-2009, 09:49 PM

You remind me of koi, or is it comets?

**chitown** · 19-11-2009, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk

One of our esteemed members has been doing some nude modelling work today for a group of middle aged women.

Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk

being a little shy about his small penis he opted for the pants on option.

How did Scampy land this gig???

**kingwilly** · 19-11-2009, 09:54 PM

**StrontiumDog** · 19-11-2009, 09:56 PM

Well at least there'd be no danger of getting a boner with that lot...

**Butterfly** · 19-11-2009, 09:56 PM

don't be jealous,

and you came a bit late, LT already broke the story this morning

**dirtydog** · 19-11-2009, 09:57 PM

anyway, fuk noodles and his ferret penis warmers, I see a new market in fish skins.

**kfjvkjvk** · 19-11-2009, 10:01 PM

^^ Was it in members? I have no access, not all of us have 17000 posts Butters.

I guess we'll have to put you down as 'pants on', Blake7 says you are much shyer than most Frenchmen when it comes to handling balls in public.

**kingwilly** · 19-11-2009, 10:07 PM

who is this multinicking scum>?

is it scampy?

**The Fresh Prince** · 20-11-2009, 12:35 AM

I think D's saying its passengers....?

**barbaro** · 20-11-2009, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

who is this multinicking scum>?

is it scampy?

I was told it was you.....?

Anyway, when I was younger and skinnier I would be a nude model.

But I ain't young and skinny no more.

**CRSD** · 20-11-2009, 12:44 AM

Guess it's a moot point for me......they don't appear to need nude models for the comic strips....

**The Fresh Prince** · 20-11-2009, 01:04 AM

When i was at design college I tried my hardest to be a nude model. Thought it would be good for gettin laid. But they only wanted fat dudes, more to draw apparently.

I remember this one chick, hot as hell, wanted nude black and white photo's, I said yes as long as she was nude when she took them. Didn't work as, as soon as the shoot was over she started to get dressed. I should have plied her with a few drinks.

**kfjvkjvk** · 20-11-2009, 01:14 AM

Obviously you fell short of impressing her.

**The Fresh Prince** · 20-11-2009, 01:17 AM

I still boned her at a party a few weeks late so it only shows that english chicks get too drunk.

**Stinky** · 20-11-2009, 01:18 AM

I'd let it all hang out for money, no worries there.
I spent years living in East Yermany and all they would do on a sunny day is get to a pond or lake or quarry and let it all go, great fun and some great babse too.

Showing off the beast to a bunch of olf biddies is nothing

**The Fresh Prince** · 20-11-2009, 01:48 AM

I showed off to a rock pool once in Thailand too. The chick probably German stripped off straight away too.

**larvidchr** · 20-11-2009, 02:00 AM

No thanks, not for me, to shy

**Fuzzy Bob** · 20-11-2009, 02:14 AM

Of cause I would, in front of the ladies with my frisky CFNM inclination

**Stinky** · 20-11-2009, 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by larvidchr

No thanks, not for me, to shy

Call yourself a Viking

**larvidchr** · 20-11-2009, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Originally Posted by larvidchr

No thanks, not for me, to shy

Call yourself a Viking

Oldish Viking

the prancing about showing your stuff in public is best left to the young studs and especially the young women, and the old fools without brains who still believe they are 20 years old and never notice vomiting people

.

Modesty is a virtue

**Stinky** · 20-11-2009, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by larvidchr

Originally Posted by Sdigit

Originally Posted by larvidchr

No thanks, not for me, to shy

Call yourself a Viking

Oldish Viking

the prancing about showing your stuff in public is best left to the young studs and especially the young women, and the old fools without brains who still believe they are 20 years old and never notice vomiting people

.

Modesty is a virtue

Old guys naked

Dont bare thinking about dose in

**mooncake** · 20-11-2009, 04:31 AM

I think those who pose nude for art students appreciate art. ...i don't think they are loose and wild, if they are a female.
Doing in the context of performing art is very different than in the context of "sex/hardcore" movies. There are great things that came from artistic nudity (photo, sculpture, painting...). Naked body is a great source of inspiration, and could be used in many different ways.

So I see no problem at all if it's for the educational purpose while I still have the ITs, and I’m not that shy anyway.

**jizzybloke** · 20-11-2009, 04:56 AM

It wouldn't bother me too much, the poor sods looking at me might feel different though!

**Stinky** · 20-11-2009, 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by mooncake

Naked body is a great source of inspiration,

Well mine is anyway

and could be used in many different ways.

Lets hear your ideas Monncakes

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