10 reasons to dislike the British, by the Belgians

**superman** · 19-11-2009, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

also did my first whore but she was Dutch. Stella Artois is ok.

Was that her name ?

**Jeremia** · 19-11-2009, 09:29 PM

...I have been patiently waiting the most obvious comment..but unlike an MP shortly afterwards I am not going into this with MY bow doors open...

**CB79** · 20-11-2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

yes, they are the only people in Europe who do that

**DrAndy** · 20-11-2009, 08:17 PM

sorry, forgot my ironic sarcasm smiley

**teddy** · 20-11-2009, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

yes, they are the only people in Europe who do that

good point, well made

**teddy** · 20-11-2009, 08:25 PM

muslims are the jews of Bradford

**DrAndy** · 20-11-2009, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by teddy

muslims are the jews of Bradford

yes, good point, well made

so who are the Jews of Bradford?

**buriramboy** · 20-11-2009, 09:33 PM

They've got a couple of tarts who are pretty good at Tennis, can't think of much else to say about the place, don't even think i even ever stopped there for refueling on my numerous trips to Prague.

**meepho** · 20-11-2009, 09:40 PM

I thought every body liked us brits,
It was only the other day i overheard two pakistani women talking on the phone,

one said to the other
' come to britain its just great, i've only been here two weeks and i can already speak Polish'

**buriramboy** · 20-11-2009, 09:44 PM

^only been back in the Uk less than a year now, but the amount of Polish shops everywhere has been an eye opener, was no Poles here back in 1999 when i left, but i have to say the Poles i've got talking too since i've been here all seem like decent folk to me.

**Looper** · 21-11-2009, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Name 5 famous Belgians?

1. Plastique Bertrand
2. Marc Dutroux
3. ....ummm

**Gipsy** · 21-11-2009, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

....ummm

3. Manneke Pis
4. Django Reinhardt
5. Hergé
6. Eddy Merckx
7. Jackie Ickx
8. René Magritte
9. ....ummm

**Jeremia** · 21-11-2009, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by Gipsy

Originally Posted by Looper

....ummm

3. Manneke Pis
4. Django Reinhardt
5. Hergé
6. Eddy Merckx
7. Jackie Ickx
8. René Magritte
9. ....ummm

9. Audrey Hepburn......

**maahuanao** · 21-11-2009, 02:40 AM

Best thing - the Namur moto-x gp.......... although sadly to be no more.
Worst thing - putting mayo on chips(fries).

**genghis61** · 21-11-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote from movie: In Bruges:

Chlo: There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now.
Ray: Of course there hasn't. It's a shithole.
Chlo: Bruges is my home town, Ray.
Ray: Well, it's still a shithole.
Chlo: It's not a shithole!
Ray: What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it.
Chlo: Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray: Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.

**Lambik** · 21-11-2009, 06:42 PM

And the worse : Tony Blair beaten by a Belgian.

**DrAndy** · 21-11-2009, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Jeremia

Originally Posted by Gipsy

Originally Posted by Looper

....ummm

3. Manneke Pis
4. Django Reinhardt
5. Hergé
6. Eddy Merckx
7. Jackie Ickx
8. René Magritte
9. ....ummm

9. Audrey Hepburn......

10. Winston Churchill

**Gipsy** · 21-11-2009, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

10. Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill??? Winston Churchill - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
..... Born on 30 November 1874, 2 months prematurely, in a bedroom in Blenheim Palace, Woodstock, Oxfordshire,

**DrAndy** · 21-11-2009, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Gipsy

in a bedroom in Blenheim Palace

Belgium, le Palais de Blenheim

in addition, he was born prematurely, his mother was in Belgium on the date of his real birthdate two months later

oh, alright then

10. Elton John

**slackula** · 21-11-2009, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Lambik

And the worse : Tony Blair beaten by a Belgian.

That was great, Blair would have been a horrible choice for that job. He needs to STFU and go away, he's deranged †

**DrAndy** · 21-11-2009, 08:52 PM

he is a liar and criminal

we are in Iraq and Afghani because he followed the twat Bush

he has never explained why. he certainly did not believe in the WMD nonsense

**StrontiumDog** · 21-11-2009, 09:04 PM

As the "dodgy dossier" was a total work of fiction he must've known it was a lie.

It's ok, he's got religion now. So, of course, he wouldn't stoop so low again. Past sins forgiven and all that.

Gotta love religion, you can say you are a pious/devout person, but lie like a biatch and demonstrate absolutely no integrity whatsoever. Something is wrong with this picture...

**slackula** · 21-11-2009, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

It's ok, he's got religion now

He's always had it, only now he is using a different flavour of bullshit to justify his lies and hypocrisy.

**lysander** · 21-11-2009, 09:45 PM

Quatre Bras

**Butterfly** · 22-11-2009, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

he is a liar and criminal

we are in Iraq and Afghani because he followed the twat Bush

he has never explained why. he certainly did not believe in the WMD nonsense

I am with you on that, he basically fucked his entire legacy over it. Poetic justice and all that.

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

It's ok, he's got religion now.

Maybe he could become a priest,

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