Would you turn gay if all the women on the planet died?

**teddy** · 30-09-2009, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Poor Teddy, having bad dreams again?

when you eventually go to jail for being a twat (or some more serious offence), you can use some nice elastic bands

stalking me again

have you noticed that everyone ignores you except me? maybe because I'm new and can't believe someone can be so boring

**DrAndy** · 30-09-2009, 08:21 PM

yes, yes, always stalking you, poor Teddy

as if you were as important as you think you are

**Missismiggins** · 30-09-2009, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by teddy

What would you do if there were no women?

masturbation is OK for limited stretches

blow up dolls are ok if there is no body around

katoeys can look quite nice but they are still blokes

i think I would put elastic bands around my balls and leave them there until my balls fell off and I lost my desire.

probably more posters have taken blow jobs from katoeys than will admit it, so if all women died, what would you do for sexual release?

Grease the cat's arse!

**Missismiggins** · 30-09-2009, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Spin

This guy is well prepared if real women ever vanish...

There really is something wrong with that race, they are a twisted, sick bunch of fuckers for sure!

**DrAndy** · 30-09-2009, 08:45 PM

Americans are now a "race"!

**robuzo** · 30-09-2009, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Americans are now a "race"!

The Japanese are a "race"?

**Muadib** · 30-09-2009, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by Spin

This guy is well prepared if real women ever vanish...

Shouldn't this clip be posted on the 'How stupid are Americans' thread??? Regardless of the topic, these asshats have no business being on camera sharing their thoughts...

**baldrick** · 30-09-2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Muadib

sharing their thoughts...

to be thoughts it implies thinking - and I see no evidence of that.

**robuzo** · 01-10-2009, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by Muadib

sharing their thoughts...

to be thoughts it implies thinking - and I see no evidence of that.

Oooo, that's pithy, Baldrick.

**Nawty** · 01-10-2009, 09:31 AM

I imagine the immigration applicants to NZ and Oz would skyrocket.

Kiwi_Refugee · 01-10-2009, 04:07 PM

Firstly I would like to say a big sorry for wiping all the woman on the planet out with my bizar sexual diesese. However I would like to also add that sheep are a very good replacement for any woman. Just ask any Australian. And they don't moan bitch and complain either. (The sheep not Australians)

**Stinky** · 01-10-2009, 06:57 PM

Nature of the beast, (the Australians not the sheep)

pompeybloke · 01-10-2009, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

I imagine the immigration applicants to NZ and Oz would skyrocket.

Long-term wanking has more appeal

**DrAndy** · 01-10-2009, 07:37 PM

well, keep it up PompeyB, you are doing well

pompeybloke · 01-10-2009, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

well, keep it up PompeyB, you are doing well

^Like a house proud town mouse unctuously scurrying from thread to thread.

**DrAndy** · 01-10-2009, 07:43 PM

untuously

Is that in mouse language?

pompeybloke · 01-10-2009, 07:46 PM

mkp innit, tried to edit...you are an unCtuous cock

**DrAndy** · 01-10-2009, 07:54 PM

tried to edit after I asked?

you are a non-entity without anything

bye

Kiwi_Refugee · 01-10-2009, 08:01 PM

DrAndy is a poof

pompeybloke · 01-10-2009, 08:08 PM

Here comes andipandy loobyloo, twatty as he can be, haughty too.
Stalking every thread everyday, Tosserdom is so much fun......here comes andi pandy....in teakdoorland

**teddy** · 01-10-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Kiwi_Refugee

DrAndy is a poof

and a stalker

and a mod that threatens to jail people he doesn't like

and a wanker

and he's reallllllyyyyyy boring

Kiwi_Refugee · 01-10-2009, 08:47 PM

oh, i was wondering why all my posts ended up in MKPs... look out for me on MKPs

pompeybloke · 01-10-2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

tried to edit after I asked?

you are a non-entity without anything

bye

Would you turn gay if...01-10-2009 08:12 PMDrAndynow in kiddy language!

Why red a non-entity dimwit?

**teddy** · 01-10-2009, 09:11 PM

Would you turn gay if...01-10-2009 14:02 PMDrAndyHow did you know I'm a poof?

Straight from the poof's mouth

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