Thread: Problem...Help needed

There's a clinic in Switzerland who might be able to help.

Originally Posted by Nawty

Death in the family, major illnesses, divorce, near death experiences, amongst others.

Death Divorce and near death are best treated with alcohol consumption. It won't cure you, but the hangover will make you think twice about doing it again.
Severe illness is beyond even the doctors on TD.
Try alcohol first, if that don't work see a proper doc.

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Originally Posted by Nawty

Death in the family, major illnesses, divorce, near death experiences, amongst others.

I had death in the family, major illness, divorce, in one year so changed country and moved to Phuket.
Here I can get my share of near death experiences, and, ahem, my share of 'amongst others'.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

have you thought about becoming a woman nawty?

with the added bonus of having a pair of tits to play with when you wish

Yes Nawty, you are diagnosed as being gay, it may not be a risk to your life unless you go drinking in the toon.

LoL...you guys are hilarious!


herpes???

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Yes Nawty, you are diagnosed as being gay, it may not be a risk to your life unless you go drinking in the toon.

So you've had that before. Did you recover?

If you are concerned about the lack of morning sickness symptoms, a quick talk to you doctor could help to alleviate some of your fears. Most who experience no morning sickness symptoms carry to full term. So, if you don't have morning sickness, take the early months to pamper yourself and enjoy the early part of your pregnancy!

Damn, it seems as though everyone is smarter than me. I still do not know what the problem is.

Regardless, nawty I wish you the best...

i can ask some of the old ladies in the willage to make a small offer in the local temple and do some praying whith a litle bigger offer (thats where u come in the picture) they will even get the monks to pray for you they say that will help for any thing

Don't wait. Don't delay.
Go see a proctologist now.
He will be able to get it back out before it turns septic.

^ What, the gerbil or his head???

Really Nawty, what do you expect without providing more information...

Best wishes whatever the problem...

Might be looking to get a century on curiosity alone.

I can pm you the number of the Death Clinic in Zurich if you need it.

Or else, just go outside and take a big deep breath.

Originally Posted by Nawty

I have a serious problem at home.

Noticed it on the weekend and is very serious.

Not sure how to tackle it, but it could be one of those 'life changing' events.

Life changing events are classified as Death in the family, major illnesses, divorce, near death experiences, amongst others.

only one that i can think of that would result in ALL of the above, and i hope for your sake that i am wrong..............

you were a bad boy and you picked up a dose and need the course of penicillin injections and you KNOW that you have to tell your wife coz by now she will probably need them, too?


she is gonna KILL you, mate!

sympathies!

Originally Posted by Nawty

I have a serious problem at home.

Tell us your problem fat man, we are here for you

Originally Posted by jim1176

Originally Posted by Nawty

I have a serious problem at home.

Tell us your problem fat man, we are here for you

a drawing will do also

So, from clues on another thread, it seems that nawtys problem is he can no longer fart on demand. Panama hat and I have recommend a diet of baked beans and onions.

Case solved.

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