It has been a bit weird today - first I get a number of calls from some Dutch guy that thinks I have his girlfriend!

For whatever reason - she has done a disappearing act, he found my Skype account and rang me for hours - I know nothing!

Even thought I was hiding her here...and she was using my account! Jesus!

Then, the good news!

The Family Fuckwits - that live down the road (again "I told you so") Have really helped me out tonight!

The wife has a sister, that spawned a creature, that likes YA BAH, over the past few years, I have loaned various items to the decent ones in the family - but lately, things have started to go missing! The Creature has been thieving to support it's habit and it's friends (apperently, if you are a piece of shit like this creature - you can be "owned" and when you are "owned" - like a dog or a cat - your owner can yell you to go and steal things, take things do this and that.

If the dog/cat refuses it will be killed! Not a bad option in the current circumstances. I pray it dies from natural causes every day (gunshot/overdose)

Anyway - despite my loathing for the Mother In Law, she appears to have been subjected to the attack of these creatures! and it is a bit shit at her stage in life!

Her own Grandson and his shit headed friends have been going into her home in the middle of the day and night, when no one is around, and stealing anything they can get their filthy little hands on! Stoned on (Ya Bah)

Up to now - they have stolen a digital camera I loaned My neice! Not to worry!
Now a 40K Baht computer set up has disappeared, along with about 5 mobile phones...the old woman cannot sleep at night - they are walking around her house in balaclava helmets, and have even started bringing their SLUTS home and fucking them in the old womans house! Even fucking in one of the youngest kids beds while he was at school - so he came home to a bed full of CUM!

One of the friends has just been carried off to the NICK - the rest are just making her life hell, (I know I don't really like her, but at 70 something, you should be able to sleep at night!) Play Fair!

Now for the good news - in order to prevent the theft of further personal effects - I now have a Samsung 32" widescreen LCD TV and a Sharp fax machine, and a cotten cutting machine!

The Samsung is fantastic! PSP/DVD/TV/PS2 - but what to do about Dogville? - I have already "pre warned" do not come here in the dark - but I worry a bit now we will have the 32" TV seekers a coming - anyway they'll end up with a head full of holes.

But Now -

It appears my wife is in the process of instigating a police raid to have her own nephew arrested - that is how bad it has got! They are waiting for the [at][at][at][at] to eat a bit of Ya Ba, and the local Pu Yai is going to help out! - watch this space!

As a last resort - (as the wife was threatened) I was going to help her son like in a wild west shoot out "Wild Bill Farang and Wild Bill Promporn" - go and sort it all out - but apperently - we will end up dead -me, I am not convinced, I reckon we could have took the dogs out!

Anyway - there is a lovely Samsung LCD TV playing in the other room - a Sharp fax machine on the floor, and a JUKI cotton cutting machine in my room ... now anyone want to make an offer?

We shall see, but it is certainly not the land of smile that I first thought it was 11 years ago!