Thread: Primitive animal (Aussie) neighbour wants to kill me.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

In fact it was my daughter's birthday tonight and it started raining and I had to inform our guests that at any minute I might have to disappear and for a life or death situation. That's what mates are for! "Dambusters Inc".

Drama Queen!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Nawty

Just call him a 'yobbo sheila' next time and he will run off.

I prefer to use the 'avagoyamug' method myself on opponents. Like i did with 3 ladyboys some time ago at 3am on Sukhumvit with an 8 inch weapon.

liar, I bet your dick is only 6 inches. at best.

I like that new avatar KW, really great and how long is monkey dick's ?

Originally Posted by MustavaMond

Tired of abusing the wife perhaps as her 50 kg no longer feeds your need to reinforce the ego?

I doubt her 50kg measures up to his 200kg . . . a mere sprite of a woman

Originally Posted by MustavaMond

Originally Posted by larvidchr

Is there any French traces there ??, or is it just normal British convict remnants

You certainly seem to have problems regarding " other tribe " hostilities.

French, Australian blood.." ?

Maybe you're actually instigating this problem so you have something to fight about.
Tired of abusing the wife perhaps as her 50 kg no longer feeds your need to reinforce the ego?

Perhaps some estrogen will help with your testo moronic impulses.

The blood thing was a joke Mustava, probably a bad joke at that, but hey I'm no stand up comedian so it is what it is.

Have you actually read the whole thread and have you seen the photos, if you are a blind poster using a braille keyboard I apologise, how could I possibly instigate my neighbour putting sandbags on the road, or his very bad language every time he has had two beers, his money problems due to the economic downturn that has severely aggrevated his bad temper, and last but not least he was not invited, as a matter of fact he was asked to stay away. you are welcome to come and interview all the other people here that have stopped associating with him for the same reasons.

A few days ago we had a street party on the estate 40 people, he was the only farang not invited, he walked by the tent and was ignored by everybody there.

I am not the slightest bit aggressive normally, nor am I an adrenalin or hormone junkie, after working 30 years altogether on some of the most dangerous jobs that exists in my country with multiple injuries as reward, I cant get peace and quiet enough, I do not need to prove myself to anybody, I am a grown up adult.
But I do refuse to be bullied in the sanctuary of my own home.

Your suggestions about my relationship with my GF is I think reflecting more on your persona than mine, it is nasty and uncalled for, and I have this message to you . I normally do not give reds but in this case I'll make a fairly unique exception.

Originally Posted by panama hat

I doubt her 50kg measures up to his 200kg . . . a mere sprite of a woman

When it comes to relationships you very well know that Thai girls are pound for pound some of the best fighters in the world in their own quiet ways, we do not stand a chance, advanced diplomacy is the only viable course of action.

Originally Posted by larvidchr

When it comes to relationships you very well know that Thai girls are pound for pound some of the best fighters in the world in their own quiet ways, we do not stand a chance, advanced diplomacy is the only viable course of action.

never a truer word was spoken.

green owed.

^is ok mate, i got him for ya. hope your feeling better

when do we get to go steal some sandbags, and go and put them in someone elses door ?

Originally Posted by larvidchr

When it comes to relationships you very well know that Thai girls are pound for pound some of the best fighters in the world in their own quiet ways, we do not stand a chance, advanced diplomacy is the only viable course of action.

My missus fronted up to some older Thai woman at work on Friday. Old woman was trying to boss her about and some new girl. She told her to go away and stop trying to show off as if she was the boss. Old woman fronted up to her. Missus went straight back, telling her if she didn't leave she would leave hurt. Older Thai lady scurried off.

Very bemused western girl looked on.

Originally Posted by larvidchr

A few days ago we had a street party on the estate 40 people, he was the only farang not invited, he walked by the tent and was ignored by everybody there.

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An investment in a good quality bullet proof vest could well be advised.

Bitter, angry, alienated nutters have a tendency to go out in a blaze of glory sometimes.

There it is Lars, the Expert of all has spoken..

Originally Posted by blackgang

There it is Lars, the Expert of all has spoken..

That's the extent to your contribution? Can't leave it out, can you goat-pleasurer. Panda makes a very valid point.

Originally Posted by Panda

An investment in a good quality bullet proof vest could well be advised.

If this neighbour is all angry and frustrated that he can't wallop larvidchr then he may resort to some other means . . . but then I guess you didn't think of that in your drug-induced haze.

Why not take your personal vendettas elsewhere

Originally Posted by blackgang

There it is Lars, the Expert of all has spoken..

I got to tell you Blackgang that you are turning into a rather foolish looking stalker following me about in various threads with your "expert" comments.

But if you really feel compelled to continue, please do so as I enjoy seeing you make a fool of yourself.

1) Get a two horsepower water pump, connect it to his electricity line, and just pump the water over the sandbags to his side, somebody suggested that already, best option.
2) Crazy glue all the locks of his house while he's out... this should add extra fun, specially in the rainy season.
3) please film the next aikido showdown and post on this forum for extra humilliation.


what a prick...

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

My missus fronted up to some older Thai woman at work on Friday

In Geordie land?

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

the west End of the City (UK)

That's just newcastle for you.

They've bagged four more gook grow houses this week in Fenham and Scotswood.

Q me you and Miggins speak the same lingo.

Cannabis factories?

Mai kow Jai.

Originally Posted by hooter

Cannabis factories?

Yup.


Vietnamese cannabis factories.