Thread: Primitive animal (Aussie) neighbour wants to kill me.

Originally Posted by larvidchr

made his Wife make a furious phone call to my GF demanding I first pay his 4000 baht hospital bill

As far as I know the idiot's wife tried to stop him coming down to confront you in the first place and then when he returned home all broken and beaten she come down and apologized and offered to pay the car damage bills.

Sounds like a house full of nutters mate!

as long as he is on your property I don't think you would have to pay

What of this fella anyway? Does he like a drink? As in, is it drink fuelled aggression, or is he just an utter twat?

Few digs to the kidneys next time, Lavid.

The saga continues, after he had been recovering a couple of weeks he went away for a couple of days but his parting present was an e-mail sent to the property manager and one of my neighbours, so to the non believers here it is from his own mouth-




From: XXXXXXXX[at]hotmail.com
To: XXXXXchong[at]XXXXXXXX.net; XXXXXXXXXX[at]hotmail.com
Subject: Flooding at XXXXX Place.
Date: Fri, 5 Jun 2009 1611 +1000

.ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P {padding:0px;} .ExternalClass body.EC_hmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;} Hi XXXXX, that is..........." Good News". That you are putting in a 2nd Drain, at The Entrance. But, i can't stress to you enough, that We will, still need.................."Speed Bump", to entrance, to our Street. Because of the water (Run Off) from The Complex. Comes down the hill.........Than turns, into, our street, as well, as going ahead, to the Entrance.

Now (XXXXXXXXXX) have put in, A Ramp, at their Entrance. In the past only, (One House was, affected) But now, there are, 3 Houses affected.

Mate, if You make>>>>>> (Bigger Drain) at the Entrance. And put (The Speed Bump, in) I think our problems, will be solved.

If this happens, i can, get rid, of the Sand Bags, and get my Cars, back under cover, and off the street.

Thanks for your help, "The Other Day" I didn't want to get in a fight, with Larse. XXXXX asked me to try, talking to him, but it is a waste of time................He is a very hostile person, we got into argument..........And to my surprise, he punched me in the face. I didn't even see it coming. I than made a mistake, of trying to get square, with him. That day i had, to many drinks, at Golf..............Was not in a fit state, to be fighting.

I don't want to have "Sand Bags".......................But I have "TO PROTECT", my property. I have no choice.

Cheers: "XXXXXXXXXXX".

PS. Larse Now has taken it........ apon himself, to pulling, the Sand Bags, out. He is to stupid, to realize, that there is a drain were the water goes out, anyhow. (His side, of the Bags) If this sort of behaviour continues, somebody could get killed. ("this part highlighted by me")





The behaviour he mentions is me going out every time it rains and removing a few sandbags enough to make a 30 centimetre opening, I have been doing this since the fight because now he has finally managed to piss me off.

The guy he thanks for the help is the property manager who helped the guards lift him of my property after the fight, unknown to the Aussie the manager later came to my house and told me I should not worry since all had happened on my property and that he thought the Aussie was nuts.

I got pretty mad seeing a man threatening to kill somebody over a sandbag, I don't take to kindly to threats like that. it is getting way out of hand with this guy

So when he came back and I saw him pass my house I went outside took of my watch and glasses and called him out for round two, I asked if he was sober now and ready, and he bloody well knew where to find me drunk or sober up to him, but to my great surprise he suddenly have developed manners and just said "Excuse me" and scuttled off.

This is the end of it so far, I do not intend to stop removing the bags because of his mail, if he comes out he comes out and I will play it from there, but I refuse to be intimidated by e-mail threats.

Thanks all for your patience, long storie

Just cut the bloody bags open

Sounds like this guys is a real dickhead! if he can put the bags up, why can you not just go and tear them down!

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Just cut the bloody bags open

Actually they break when I move them, so every time it rains and I have to move bags there will be some broken with the sand running out, but I feel taking a knife down there would be an exaggerated escalation on my part and I would loose the support I enjoy now from the rest here in the estate.

Originally Posted by bandito

Sounds like this guys is a real dickhead! if he can put the bags up, why can you not just go and tear them down!

Precisely, he has taken it upon himself to put them there, so I can take it upon myself and remove them from the public road.

Originally Posted by mad_dog

What a classic. That Aussies's English is retarded child like. I have been watching a lot of Fox News lately and can tell you that according to the Castle Doctorine if that shitbag steps onto your property (uninvited) you are well within your rights and the law to blast him with your 12" gauage... you could even call it your patriotic duty shoot him...( Hmmm perhaps too much Fox has been watched.... ....)





N.B

US law is not yet universal.

I was quite astonished to see how bad the guy write his own language, but it fits with his persona quite well.

I don't know how you put up with the abuse for so long mate, i think i'd have snapped a lot sooner than you!
Good luck and keep us posted

Have you got any Ozzie mates who could have a 'word' with him - seems like a bad case of zenaphobia cos you are not an Ozzie or non- native English speaker .

Failing that just deck the bastard - you have my sympathy - if it helps !

Originally Posted by larvidchr

I'd love to give you a personal beating reacharound

Let me know the time and place.

Originally Posted by larvidchr

I can take it upon myself and remove them from the public road.

Public road? Are there no other residents upset about this flooding? Now that the owners are involved, they must take responsibility. It is a pity that it has escalated into physical retribution. That always inflames emotions. You take good care of yourself and your fam, Larv.

I have a mate, Les Norton who works as a doorman at the Kelly Club in Kings Cross. He is a big red headed Queenslander and he would deal with your mate in double quick time. If you need a more permanent solution we could call in Eddie Salita.
Here is a recent account of Les's handywork.


'Hey. Fuckin you,' one of the figures called out in a voice filled with drunken belligerence.

Les turned around to find the bloke with the mullet who had got thrown out of the club coming towards him with three of his mates. They were all dressed much the same in black T-shirts and jeans and looked much the same, except for one who had a ginger buzz cut.

'Oh shit,' said Les. 'What do you want?'

'You got us thrown out of the bar tonight, you [at][at][at][at],' said the bloke with the mullet.

'Mate,' said Les. 'I didn't get you thrown out. You got yourselves thrown out. To be honest, I reckon the No Dancing rattle is a pretty stupid idea. But I got to do what the boss tells me.'

'Ohh, bullshit.' said one of mullet's mates, wearing a Gun's and Roses T-shirt. 'You're just a fuckin nark.'

'Yeah, whatever,' replied Les.

'You fucked up our night,' said mullet. 'We were getting onto some chicks in there, till you put your fuckin head in.'

'Well come back tomorrow night,' said Les. 'I'm sure there'll be plenty more girls there absolutely fanging to meet four studs like you.'

'You're a fuckin smartarse, mate,' said one of Mullet's pals.

'Whatever you say,' replied Les. 'Now if you'll excuse me, gents, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.'

Les started climbing the stairs when one of the group yelled out, 'Go on. Get the [at][at][at][at], Raggsie.'

Les turned around to find the bloke with the mullet clambering up the stairs behind him while the others waited at the bottom.
Norton waited till the bloke was two steps below him, then brought his right leg back and punt-kicked him under the chin.
Raggsie let out a howl of pain and tumbled back down the stairs into his mates. He was lying on his back when Les came flying off the stairs and landed heels first into the blokes's stomach, rupturing his sternum. Raggsie's mouth opened, there was a brief gagging sound, then his eyes rolled back and he lay there motionless.
Les jumped off him and planted two heft hooks into the closest face he could find, splitting whoever it belonged to's mouth open and sitting him on his backside. The bloke had barely fallen, when Les drew his right foot back and snap-kicked the next bloke in the groin, doubling him over with a lightning fast crescent-kick to the jaw. This left Buzz Cut standing on his own and not the slightest bit interested in mixing it........

Run an electrical cable from your house's electrical supply and dump the open end in the water near his house. Wait. When he comes out, turn on the current. wait until his body stops making those silly jerking moves. Pull the cable back in to your house slowly and discretely. Make yourself a cup of tea.

^^ Gee, Johnny, you sure that wasn't in America?

It's such a relaxing life to live as the only one farang in the moobaan, I enjoy it. Who said thais are morons ?

Never had any problem with my thai neighbours, nice helpfull people, clean and not noisy. I'll keep my adress secret.

^ Bet the Thai neighbours moved miles away after you turned up.

[quote=Johnny Longprong;1086395]

Les came flying off the stairs and landed heels first into the blokes's stomach, rupturing his sternum. Raggsie's mouth opened, there was a brief gagging sound, then his eyes rolled back and he lay there motionless.
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Would sound lovely in a courtroom. Which is exactly where big dumb Les is bound to end up one day on a murder charge.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Originally Posted by larvidchr

I'd love to give you a personal beating reacharound

Let me know the time and place.

What for? You've never been to Thailand, let alone out of North America . . . but you make the journey to see two guys fight?

Bloody hell you are a born loser.


Well, larvidchr, now that the goon has found some manners maybe you can talk to him rationally.

(Where does all the water come from, has it rained so much recently?

Originally Posted by Happyman

Have you got any Ozzie mates who could have a 'word' with him - seems like a bad case of zenaphobia cos you are not an Ozzie or non- native English speaker .

Failing that just deck the bastard - you have my sympathy - if it helps !

No problems there mate, in fact I might be the better English speaker, we have many nationalities here but this guy have isolated himself and lost all the friends he once had.

And I like to take care of my own problems, I have very kindly been offered help from a countryman of his but have declined.

Just call him a 'yobbo sheila' next time and he will run off.

I prefer to use the 'avagoyamug' method myself on opponents. Like i did with 3 ladyboys some time ago at 3am on Sukhumvit with an 8 inch weapon.

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

I don't know how you put up with the abuse for so long mate, i think i'd have snapped a lot sooner than you!
Good luck and keep us posted

Originally Posted by hooter

Me too Jizzy, I aint a hot head but fuck all this!

I was thinking the same as Q and cut the bags with a Stanley knife, but it may make the situation worse and clogg the drains with sand and hessian sacks.

Larv, your call and you seem to be doing fine so far, best wishes.

Thanks Jizzy and hooter, I am a happy sort of fellow and just want to have a good time with nice people, I believed I had retired from this sort of crap but apparently sometimes it just wont leave you alone no matter what you do. But I'll sort this guy out if he persists, lets hope his got the message by now, so I can get on with enjoying my life here.