Thread: Primitive animal (Aussie) neighbour wants to kill me.

The normally non - violent Happyman is on your side - just don't hit him outside of your garden area- that changes it from self defense to assault !

Good luck with the prat !

Originally Posted by larvidchr

part of my previous job training through 20 years.

Kindergarten teacher eh?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by larvidchr

part of my previous job training through 20 years.

Kindergarten teacher eh?

Kind of

Get a tiny little radio controlled replica Avro Lancaster from the 617 Squadron tribute shop at RAF Lossiemouth and carry out night time raids on his dam.

With the famous dambusters, loved that movie

Originally Posted by larvidchr

I was waiting for him a yard or so inside and grabbed him by the ears as he came storming at me, I turned him over in the air (superman was flying for a second, hope it made him happy) and slammed him to the ground

Originally Posted by Nawty

You flipped him by his ears ??

Originally Posted by larvidchr

Yes all 90 kilograms of him

great story.

Originally Posted by Looper

Get a tiny little radio controlled replica Avro Lancaster from the 617 Squadron tribute shop at RAF Lossiemouth and carry out night time raids on his dam.

Daaaa daaa daaa daaa da da daaa daaa daaaa
Daaa daaa daaa da da da da daaaa daaaa daaa

You know the tune.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

As i advised before mate there are communal laws set up and controlled by the juristic person.

You metioned to me that this nominated person is just trying to keep the peace and he/she is failing miserably.

This guy is a wanker of the highest order and I am ashamed that he is an aussie but by rights the problem never ever should of come your way in the first place (flooding problem and the moron).

The juristic person is there to handle these matters and he/she is obviously not doing what it was paid to do.

A lesson to all and that is to check your rights and the laws when you move into a mooban or village.

I know in your case you went out of your way to solve things diplomatically and without violence and the stupid aussie pushed it too far and coped a hiding which was thoroughly deserved.

Sound advice LT. The communal/ombudsman system has it's merit!!

^^^
I'd love to give you a personal demonstration reacharound, all friendly like of cause, I imagine you are a person that could be in need of some self defence skills now and again if your charming keyboard persona in anyway resembles who you really are.

He should just kill larvidchr and be done with it.

Would solve all the problems and we wouldnt habve to put up with lavidchar whining how badly off he is.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Sound advice LT. The communal/ombudsman system has it's merit!!

Thanks RS and as far as I know the Communal Rules/ Law M.O.U can be registered at the land office as well with copies going to each of the residents of the estate.

To block a public thorougfare or road even on a private estate is not only wrong but a dangerous act and I also blame the guards for not stopping this aussie from doing it.

The Estate management are a gutless lot and not only put Larvidhr's property at risk but allowed this Aussie guy to come down on numerous occassions and to verbally and physically threaten him.

Again before any members here move onto an estate anywhere in Thailand (either renting or buying) make sure you firstly read the Estate Services and Maintainance M.O.U and to avoid future problems. After all that is your right and you are actually paying for that service.

Originally Posted by Moonraker

Originally Posted by Looper

Get a tiny little radio controlled replica Avro Lancaster from the 617 Squadron tribute shop at RAF Lossiemouth and carry out night time raids on his dam.

Daaaa daaa daaa daaa da da daaa daaa daaaa
Daaa daaa daaa da da da da daaaa daaaa daaa

You know the tune.

They are filming a remake of this at the moment. But, Nigger (Guy Gibson's dog) is having to be renamed because of political correctness.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

As i advised before mate there are communal laws set up and controlled by the juristic person.

You metioned to me that this nominated person is just trying to keep the peace and he/she is failing miserably.

This guy is a wanker of the highest order and I am ashamed that he is an aussie but by rights the problem never ever should of come your way in the first place (flooding problem and the moron).

The juristic person is there to handle these matters and he/she is obviously not doing what it was paid to do.

A lesson to all and that is to check your rights and the laws when you move into a mooban or village.

I know in your case you went out of your way to solve things diplomatically and without violence and the stupid aussie pushed it too far and coped a hiding which was thoroughly deserved.

Sound advice LT. The communal/ombudsman system has it's merit!!

Problem is that the managers here is a Thai Chinese family, and they go out of their way to avoid any conflicts, but in the way of not responding to complaints, not being able to contact them, always give the complainant the assurance he is right, promise to do something, and then do nothing about it hoping it will go away, in this case they will have to get money out of their pockets to rectify the drainage system and that is next to impossible to make them do.

I know they have sent letters to the Aussie asking him to remove the sandbags, so when I then asked why they did not remove them themselves the answer was oh no no we don't want any trouble, the thing is that the Aussie family is very aggressive and have been in the office screaming and threatening many times and they keep intimidating the office and blackmailing them by the way of flooding the office.

The managers have tried a few things that the Aussie have demanded, but it is not enough, and the Aussie guy do not want to do what others have done which is using their own money to make individual solutions for their properties.

Part of the problem is that he has no money and is running on the bilge pumps, but then again that is really not my concern or my problem, but his.

Originally Posted by Panda

He should just kill larvidchr and be done with it.

Would solve all the problems and we wouldnt habve to put up with lavidchar whining how badly off he is.

he wants to

Bung a lead from your house with bare end in the water.
Next time he comes around flick the switch !

Well it was the flood he caused that caused the short circuit

Originally Posted by Happyman

Bung a lead from your house with bare end in the water.
Next time he comes around flick the switch !

Well it was the flood he caused that caused the short circuit

Actually it might do him good, didn't they use to give loonies electro chock (actually I don't know if it ever helped any, but it sure don't sound nice) in his special case though maybe

Please encourage your neighbour to join us here at TD so we can offer the twat some support.

You get some weird Farang types over here, I hope you and your estate can find a way to get shot of him. Nightmare.

Go out at night time with a stanley blade and slash open the sandbags.

Sorry to hear of your neighbour. Lavid. You did well to smack him. Just keep doing it. You could turn it into a daily routine.
Get up, read the paper, knock out the aussie, walk the dog, take the kids to school.....

Pity about the damage he's done to your car tho'. Should fit roo bars.

Originally Posted by Begbie

Pity about the damage he's done to your car tho'. Should fit roo bars.

True, the insurance guy said since I was the one throwing him in the car they would not cover, but if I waited a few days and took it to a workshop and made a new claim he would not remember his visit to our house, the bumper plastic itself was cracked + the bar holding the bumper to the chassis was broken off in a few places.

But this being Thailand with repairing the cracked bumper repainting the whole thing and the new bracket it all came to only about 2500 baht much more easy to pay yourself than going through all the paperwork.

Just for principle I went and dumped the bin in his postbox that made his Wife make a furious phone call to my GF demanding I first pay his 4000 baht hospital bill, but that is not going to happen.