Thread: Anyone fancy getting trashed?

Sounds like my kinda night! Especially the bed of nettles bit at the end.

yep been there many a time ,0nly one thing different usely woke up covered in frost lmao......

Milk float? Do they still have milk floats in UK? Thought everyone bought their milk in cartons from Asda...

used to do a lot, not anymore

waking up in some seedy hotel with your pants down and no idea what or who you fucked for the last hour is a bit stressful,

then checking out still drunk at 5am looking for another place to party,

I woke up on a Sukhothai bridge....the policeman knew my name. He said "You can go to sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away"......

Originally Posted by chassamui

One of the things i miss about good ole england is the chance meeting of old friends which turns into a few beers

Do it here all the time.

Maybe you should get off that poxy island and settle somewhere better?

I used to wake up in Don Meung Police station all the time. I'd always fall asleep in the taxi on the way home and the driver wouldn't be able to wake me to get directions to my apartment so they'd just drop me at the local police station and the police would pay the taxi.

I'd wake up, pay the police for my taxi, give them all a ciggarette and we'd go for a smoke then I'd be on my way. All the coppers knew be by name and always had a good laugh in the morning about how they had to carry me out the taxi.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Sounds like my kinda night! Especially the bed of nettles bit at the end.

Coming from the Trashmiester!

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Maybe you should get off that poxy island and settle somewhere better?

Where? Udon?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I used to wake up in Don Meung Police station all the time.

We have a real boozer in our midst.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Maybe you should get off that poxy island and settle somewhere better?

Where? Udon?

I wouldn't want to say until we've all heard your expert opinion of the place.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I wouldn't want to say until we've all heard your expert opinion of the place.

Never been.

I guess we should all relocate until you have given the place the once over then?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I guess we should all relocate until you have given the place the once over then?

Not at all.

You'd all have to leave Thailand otherwise.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

I woke up on a Sukhothai bridge....the policeman knew my name. He said "You can go to sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away"......

RIP Keith Moon... Oh yeah, and the German fella with Gout and a hole in the back of his head too...

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

You'd all have to leave Thailand otherwise.

I've heard Phnom Penh is fantastic...

^ not sure I'd want to live there though. Nice in small doses for sure.

I'm soon going to be finding out...

Originally Posted by chassamui

One of the things i miss about good ole england is the chance meeting of old friends which turns into a few beers, which turns into a card game and more drinking and finally a decent curry or maybe a fish supper, followed by waking up in a bed of nettles with a hangover at the roadside as the milk float passes by to give you a lift home just as the sun is coming up?

What?
are you looking for a ral serious pissup?
The last one I had cost me the car, the ones before cost me les financially, but thet well made up in stitches to the the head or humiliation!

But, fuck! I am always up for a beer!

Chassamui, OP.

Please don't use the term "fancy." It's a bit queer.

Originally Posted by Milkman

Chassamui, OP.

Please don't use the term "fancy." It's a bit queer.

What's Queer about fancying a piss up? I fancy the 2009 Gsxr 1000, I Fancy loads of bird's every day ! I fancy Liverpool to win top spot this coming season ??? I Fancy Load's of stuff , Don't make me Queer

Originally Posted by Milkman

Chassamui, OP.

Please don't use the term "fancy." It's a bit queer.

Would one care for a cool libation with a view to becoming comatose?

is that more to your liking milky?

I fancy a good nights sleep but never seem to get one!

Well here's where I am going now!

Nighty night all! Fvck that sounds gay and all!

Perambulation may be the cure your looking for LT.

Originally Posted by seamusogin

I fancy Liverpool to win top spot this coming season

Thats daydreaming