
Originally Posted by
Looper
^^^This must be bullshit.
Men might pay hookers for convenience since women can be quite high maintenance or the men simply can't pull.
Dogs and goats ain't high maintenance neither do they play hard to get - shit they will even chase burglars and keep your lawn trimmed.
Why would anybody pay for an hour with a goat when they can have their very own flossy chained up in the back yard, mowing the grass and she will never even have a headache or nag you to help a bit more round the house?