Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
My wife likely woulda spun around with a knife in one hand and the skillet in the other and chopped the offending critter into the mix.

I would say, "sorted" here, but I'm not completely lame.
I think I found out the Thai Logic..thewy won't KILL ANYTHING!

See it's bad karma for them to kill anything, so they let the stupid Farang come and kill it for them...the missus is pissing herself lauging about this tonight, she thinks it's hilarious that the Farang "killed them" rather than the THAI..sadly, look out of the window and WHO is kiling Thailand...not me!

I printed out a poster from Batman and stuck it on the back window of the car tonight...after erasing "WE LOVE THE KING"..now I 've got "WHY SO SERIOUS" probably get me a bullet or two!!! FUCK EM!