Thread: If all HELL breaks loose tomorrow, what will you do?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

What are you gonna do if they cut the tv again Process?

call in a pizza...play on my wii... call in some girls or spank my monkey

what would u do? cammo up, arm yourself, watch a little platoon then hit the streets?

Oh what a HELL of a morning,
Oh what a HELL of a day,
I've got this feelin',
Everythin's not goin' my way...

Tralalala...

How's Land-of-Sluts this HELL-day?

I'll go home and have dinner put my feet up and watch a DVD.

What time's kick off then?

I took a moto to work today fearing bad traffic. Went via Sathorn road over the river and back across memorial bridge. Passed the Grand Palace and of course Luang Suang (however spelt). Only saw a few red shirts milling around and only one Toyota pickup full with red shirted protesters, seemed very mild and traffic was fine around the Democracy momument.

What time is it sposed to be kicking off?

What would I do if the army started shooting? Probably watch lots of red shirts and scarves being quickly discarded and yellow bellies running to the hills (or more likely to the nearest shop to buy an 'any other colour than red though preferably yellow' shirt).

Probably wait until all the red and yellow shirts leave the island to join in and then use my opencast mining/blasting experience to blow the Sarisen Bridge and then go home and watch TV

Should be able to knock up a big enough charge in the kitchen if I am careful !!
Off down the hair salon to buy up their Hydrogen peroxide stock now ! r

Can anyone confirm from the news the expected schedule for today. I want to get some snaps, I'm around 20 mins walk away from goverment house - would it be safe for me to go up and get some photos?

^ Who's your next of kin?

'er indoors

I think my life insurance pays around 200k if I get killed; makes me feel worthless, foking tough sometimes

Surely if I say pom chop Thaksin, Pom chop democracy and sabaii dee boor I'll be alright

right?

Originally Posted by Gordon Brown

would it be safe for me to go up and get some photos?

Yes perfectly safe, no problems.

Would be nice if we could spot you on the telly.
Wear something that stands out, yellow would be nice

Life insurance will probably evade under Force Majeur clause...

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Wear something that stands out, yellow would be nice

That's not very nice

Just went out to the main road round the Democracy momument and still not many reds though a few more than earlier. I think they're already at government house.

beside's the international press never get killed that much - I'll be fine

won't I?

Originally Posted by Gordon Brown

Surely if I say pom chop Thaksin, Pom chop democracy and sabaii dee boor I'll be alright

right?

Should be fine. Your accent's a bit dodgy though

I recon I'd hunt down some real good smoke, bang home a few joints and think about fok all.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

ou tell 'em, FP. Dunno about the machetes. Would your dogs be up to the task of mauling gun-toting marauders?

Only if they are dark skinned Jetty! The whiter skinned ones might be heavily petted

I JUST SAW A KID ON A HONDA WAVE WEARING A RED HELMET AND CARRYING A FISHING POLE!

OH MY GAWWWD! IT'S STARTING!!!

Stroke my "guaranteed 199 Baht " post office Jatukham Amulet wards of all evil mosquitos and unwashed POMS ! Once the shooting starts keep off the streets and away from Chinese gold shops they are usually the first to be looted Sadly despite their medals the Thai is a timid warrior against real opposition mainly poor conscripts the joker will be a succession crisi or Muslim fanatics weighing in As others comment it'll blow over ruin some tourist earnings and be a good excuse for a crackdown on any loose cannons

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^ & ^^ Or stop and take a breath whilst your typing.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ & ^^ Or stop and take a breath whilst your typing.

That ya ba can be rough stuff. He might be meeting up with one of your patent receptacles sometime in the near future

last coup my daughter had a case of pnuemonia, was in hospital with her when it unfolded on the BBC.
Didn't care, there were more immediate worries and concerns on my mind

Draw the blinds and take GF to bed. Don't care if i die with me boots on or not, as long as i've got a smile on me face.

I pulled out Monday .... Shoot em up boys

will the bars be open tonight ?