Thread: Thai Logic!

Great to see it' "network Error" "Network Error" TC Error AGAIN!
anyway..
Strange experience at the Frog Superstoe today.
They recently opened a new Frog Hypermarket near us, but sadly, it appears they did not do their little Froggy maths correctly as they seem to be short of about 5000 customers a day!

Hence, you go in the morning... no fresh bread... the freezer shelves get emptied..they don't buy any new or restock..it'll be closed in 6 months to a year!

Anyway, We go and stock up a bit for the forthcoming alchololic binge holiday, buying the usual only a bit more to tide us over.

Frogafour sells these little tins of sardines and mackerel at 8.5 baht a tin, in fact they must have ordered enough to feed the whole of Thailand for the next 100 years, the fucking things are piled up everywhere.

Anyway, as usual (being a regular) I stick ten tins in the trolley, along with a few boxes of Chang. (Last week they were shrink wrapping sardines in 10 packs...so I bought a few to feed the cats)

Now, trolley fully laden, like a Spanish Galleon, we get to the checkout.

The dopey headed fucker says "Only 3 cans of sardines per person"???

So I try the smart arse routine...well there is me...there is my wife and, there is my son. Nope she's not buying it! So, she puts aside 7 tins next to the till.

I'm getting a bit pissed off by now, almost to the point where I let here ring everything through then just tell her to go fuck and walk away..let em put it all back or in the bin!

Anyway, she stops half way through and starts babbling about the BEER!!

She reckons you cannot have beer on the same bill as the food...FFS!

So, halfway through she cashes me up with a receipt for a couple of thousand for half the food we bought. OK..I go along.

Now she starts ringing the rest of the food through, oh, and now the fucker rings in the 7 cans of sardines, of which we are "only allowed 3", I asked her, why don't you ring in the booze on a separate tab now, and that's the end of it.."Leo gohn" is the reply.

Then after ringing all the food through, she rings the beers on the same fucking tab!!! WTF!!!

Is there any logic to the way these people work...is it a Frog Virus or Disease that cripples their mind?

Can you imagine the stupid logic that has a shop "overladen" and has been for the past 3 months with tins of sardines, that then restricts the customers to 3 fucking tins...they won't clear their stock by the next fucking Ice Age at this rate, but allow the locals to come and purchase that damn palm oil without any restriction. The fucking stuff is a health hazard at the best of times..

By the look on some of the pickups leaving Frogefourre, heavy laden with oil, if there was to be a crash, it would make the Exxon Valdize look like a drop in the ocean...I can see the RSPCA, Greenpeace and the likes, fishing "distressed Thais" out of the oil pollution, and studiouslly cleaning their broken wings and hair with detergents, they would need special centres set up, and probably require more volunteers than the Tsunami, just to clean the roads!

Frogeffour needs to really rethink its business plan, if it doesn't I bet the San Patong Branch is gone before Loi Kratong!

Magic...isn't it?

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Magic...isn't it?

But there you go!

Life is like as box of chocolates!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Magic...isn't it?

But there you go!

Life is like as box of chocolates!

I don't care for chocolate, thanks

Man, you are sooo funny. I know it's true but you bring it all to life like I can't be bothered to. Happy Songkran to you and yours matey!

What do you have against frogs?

Did you have a run in with the fudge-packer hacker?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

What do you have against frogs?

Did you have a run in with the fudge-packer hacker?

Actually, when (milions of years ago) when I was a backpacking piece of shit, I ran out of money having spent time in Portugal, Spain, Africa, and ended up skint having to travle back to the UK After all the travels, and, having not one problem, apart from nearly getting my arsed searched in Barcelona. I took a train, full of disgusting French people, we were in a compartment, you know the type, sits about six, with a sliding door.
Anyway, everyone was sleeping, (night train through to Paris) when lo and behold I get a masturbator...

This little darkie Frog [at][at][at][at] pos into the apartment with his fucking tracksuit bottoms at his ankles and stands wanking himself off whilst looking into the mirrors behind the headrests.

I feign sleep, but it's not enough, the [at][at][at][at] wants to play!

So he pulls himself (excuse the pun) next to me and wakes me up and asks in broken English "SHOW ME"..pointing at my dick!

I have lived and worked with many many people from many many countries, but never ever have I ever managed to find anyone as disgusting as French or Africans!

Call me racist, I couldn't give a fuck, I am speaking from experience, not a book, go to Morroco, as my mates did at the time (not me, I opted for Cueta) and they got the short straw, fucked up the arse by half a dozen pomies.. and the friend from Germany I travelled to Barcelona with, brushing his teeth in the toilet (sorry the sink) on the Spanish train, who was interuppted as he rinsed his mouth by a fucking wog spurting his load in the sink!

FUCK...

It's about time that YT got rid of the guilt, Obahma is president, that proves the black man can get as high as he wants, let's stop feeling guilty for these shits.

Get them off welfare, get them off support...fuck if a black MUSLIM can be the president of the good old US of fucking A..what are they whinging about? Come on..you all can do it!

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

but allow the locals to come and purchase that damn palm oil without any restriction.

Is it a masturbatory aid, and thus neccessary to a healthy mind ? Unlike sardines and beer, which as a combination is a bit like scratch and sniff. A sardine in the palm prior to masturbation could achieve a very realistic post coittial aroma though. A practical demonstration in the supermarket could prove a point.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

but allow the locals to come and purchase that damn palm oil without any restriction.

Is it a masturbatory aid, and thus neccessary to a healthy mind ? Unlike sardines and beer, which as a combination is a bit like scratch and sniff. A sardine in the palm prior to masturbation could achieve a very realistic post coittial aroma though. A practical demonstration in the supermarket could prove a point.

You leave me speechless!.
I somehow...mistakenly...piled as much of the"Pla Tu" and Pla Tu Kem" on my wifes Kotex...just for the effect!

Sadly, she didn't see the funny side!

Fair play. I admire your patience.

File: Thai IQ

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

By the look on some of the pickups leaving Frogefourre, heavy laden with oil, if there was to be a crash, it would make the Exxon Valdize look like a drop in the ocean...I can see the RSPCA, Greenpeace and the likes, fishing "distressed Thais" out of the oil pollution, and studiouslly cleaning their broken wings and hair with detergents, they would need special centres set up, and probably require more volunteers than the Tsunami, just to clean the roads!

funny cnut

we need a thread devoted to some exceptional quotes from your rants

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

By the look on some of the pickups leaving Frogefourre, heavy laden with oil, if there was to be a crash, it would make the Exxon Valdize look like a drop in the ocean...I can see the RSPCA, Greenpeace and the likes, fishing "distressed Thais" out of the oil pollution, and studiouslly cleaning their broken wings and hair with detergents, they would need special centres set up, and probably require more volunteers than the Tsunami, just to clean the roads!

funny cnut

we need a thread devoted to some exceptional quotes from your rants

I can't remeber how things went in Blackadder...did we have sex and marry...? I made lovely pies!