What's the worst prank/stunt/trick you've ever pulled on one of your mates?

[filch]

Inspired by the story of the Thai guy having his penis tied to his toe by his mate. I thought I'd start this thread.

Ok, here's just one I remember off the top of my head. Nothing original here, but stills makes me chuckle to this day when I think about it.

Usual night on the piss with a bunch of friends back in England, all pretty wasted - one more than the others (its how it has to be). So we're all back at a friends house when the guy who was the worst for wear passes out unconcious.

So after a wee smoke of ganja and some mulling of ideas we decide upon painting his head (he had very short cropped hair) and eyebrows with what we perceived in our drunken state was green emulsion paint. Thinking that this should be fairly easy to wash off for him the next day.

Well, apparently not, it was gloss paint (we were not to realise until the next day).

So anyway, after pissing our sides in ganja/alcohol fuelled laughter for about an hour looking at our friends newly painted green head and eyebrows, we left him there to sleep off the hooch.

We saw him the next afternoon (late afternoon in the pub) still with touches of this green pain in his hair and seriously seriously red (brillo padded to fook) eyebrows!

Apparently he had walked all the way home from our friends house the next morning - a good 2 mile 20 minute walk through busy streets unaware of his new look. And kept thinking to himself why the fook is everyone staring at me, he put it down to the fact the he looked scruffy as hell after sleeping in his clothes all night and looking hungover. Imagine his delight when he got home to his gf and the mirror!

It's a tale we still recount when we get together and stills makes us all piss ourselves laughing.

So, what's the worst you've ever done to one of your mates?

[Marmite the Dog]

We cling-filmed a naked 'birthday boy' to some traffic light posts near the town centre. The police arrived, looked at the poor fekker who was begging for their help, told us not let things get out-of-hand and drove off.

Another chap who I worked with bought an old banger with me because we were both having problems with our usual cars. As soon as he'd got his car sorted, he sold it leaving me car-less. So I started shagging his missus for a couple of months. The funniest part was that she worked in the same office as we did.

[kingwilly]

Used to play Gutter Boy - idea was that you'd lay in the gutter by the side of the road, add tomato sauce and or a mangled bicycle to see how many cars would stop and offer assistance, jump up laugh manically and run away when they did.

(i didnt say I was proud of it)

Except one day an ambulance vehicle stopped. Burly Ambo blokes dragged us by the ears to parents house, and we never played that game again !

[English Noodles]

Mate of mine was in a coma for 7 months after being in a serious accident, me and my mates thought it would be funny to chip in and get a full sex chnge done on him for when he woke up.

[filch]

Another I remember when we were younger. We used to pin our mates down and hold their nose and let our pet dog go crazy on them licking inside their mouth n stuff.

Not pleasant, but piss funny. We called it Pee-Wee treatment as the dog was called Pee-Wee (Jack Russel). RIP.

[astasinim]

[Ningi]

Was asked by my works manager if I knew any original tricks to play on the groom on his stag night, I suggested either putting gentian violet chrystals in the shower head or putting starch in the hairdryer, when he got back to the hotel slightly worse for wear he fixed up the grooms shower next morning what a commotion when the groom and 2 Bridesmaids turned up at breakfast stained Bright Purple, and the Brides mother with a spiky Punk afro hairdo, I still think the boys from the bush have a contract out on me

[nedwalk]

set me boss up, told him to go ask how me mates sister's piano lessons were going?, me mate chucked the giggest dummy spit, called me boss all the names under the sun and then stormed out, me boss was horrified wondering what he,d said, so i tild him me mates sister was a thalidimide baby and no arms just flippers, me and me mate thought it was funny, me boss did,nt though when he found out it was bullshit, he reckons it was the worst he,d ever felt, funny as fuck to us though

[Wayne Kerr]

^

Japanese chap, liked to write himself off pissed, grope every sheila in sight.

Weekend in Pattaya, group of us ended up carrying him home about a mile. Put him in bed, spot of the missus' Baileys in one of the hotel condoms, placed that on the bedside table.

Anyway next morning at breakfast lots of jokes about the ladyboy he took back. Mate paid a skanky ladyboy to come up and thank him for a good time the night before when we left the hotel for the next nights adventures.

Thought we were gunna have a Pattaya jumper on our hands so spilled the beans quite quickly

[kingwilly]

^^ Nedders, that's a bit distasteful imo.

^ WAyne, - that's funny as fuck!

[nedwalk]

Nedders, that's a bit distasteful imo.

well it did say the worst, and that was one of the better ones and no small children or animals were injured on the day

[Marmite the Dog]

^^ Nedders, that's a bit distasteful imo.

Indeed. Well funny.

[jaiyenyen]

I was a Plumber, back in the UK.
We would melt a Mars Bar into a recently installed toilet pan. Then show it to an apprentice, saying, "Look, some dirty f*cker's shat in that pan". Then pick off some of the chocolate and eat it.
Always got a laugh.

[kingwilly]

I was a Plumber, back in the UK. We would melt a Mars Bar into a recently installed toilet pan. Then show it to an apprentice, saying, "Look, some dirty f*cker's shat in that pan". Then pick off some of the chocolate and eat it. Always got a laugh.

[nedwalk]

^oh so laughing at a 'flipper'joke is out of order but eating shit is ok, you sir are strange

[barbaro]

Pranks? Nothing to big or funny.

Ordering some pizzas to a guy's house who didn't order. Drawing on you when you pass out. Stuff like that. That was back in me younger days.

Stink bombs in the lunch room were good at school.

[kingwilly]

Cornflakes. pour milk on them, let them go mushy.

smooth them onto your face. blend it in so becomes invisible.

as the day goes they will dry out and crack and peel.

sit on the train/at work/bus etc

pick at them, eat them,

it will look like you have leprosy or something....

[mrsquirrel]

Put that industrial cling film shit over a mates bedroom door and staple gunned it in place.

He got up after being out on the piss desperate for the loo and couldn't get out of the room.

Same lad we pinned bacon behind his posters.

To me though

I was off my nut at a mates house. I got elected for tea duty.
Made the tea for everybody and sat down to get more battered and wait for the sunrise.
Mates were sitting there for a good while and said to me - Quirrel why did you make the tea with cold water.
A fucking hell. I must have forgotten to boil the kettle. Fuck. I'll make some more. Off I went with their empty cups (i know i should have thought about it) to make them some more tea. brought it back.
Sat down picked up my tea from the original batch to drink and it was fucking piping hot. Fuckers had drank theirs and wanted more.

[celtic]

Went for sushi one night with a friend who had never eaten it before. He asked what's the green stuff, so I told him it was avocado paste and he popped it in his mouth. In a few seconds steam shot out of his ears! Just couldn't resist the opportunity.

[kingwilly]

Went for sushi one night with a friend who had never eaten it before. He asked what's the green stuff, so I told him it was avocado paste and he popped it in his mouth. In a few seconds steam shot out of his ears! Just couldn't resist the opportunity.

priceless!

[Marmite the Dog]

Went for sushi one night with a friend who had never eaten it before. He asked what's the green stuff, so I told him it was avocado paste and he popped it in his mouth. In a few seconds steam shot out of his ears! Just couldn't resist the opportunity.

I did that to myself once. I just had to swallow it. You live & learn...

[kingwilly]

I did that to myself once. I just had to swallow it. You live & learn...

must............not.........make..........obvious. .......sexual........innuendo......

[jaiyenyen]

One of the blokes I used to work with would always scrounge and beg food from the rest of us. We were just finishing a kitchen refurb job, and I was filling the dishwasher with salt tablets, when I noticed that the salt tabs were the same size and shape as a Sharps Extra Strong Mint. Next day I bought a pack of mints and put a salt tab inside. Offered them to everyone, making sure the greedy bastard got the salty option. OH we did laugh!!!!

[jaiyenyen]

I opened my lunch box one day to find that some cheeky git had put a worm in amongst my sarnies, BASTARD.
Now, as we all know, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I waited about a month.
We were doing a bathroom renovation in an old ladies house, and whilst ripping out the old bathroom suite I found a set of the old girls gnashers that had got lost down the back of the sink.
I carefully placed the teeth inside the same cheeky gits cheese and pickle roll.
Then waited for a lively lunchbreak..............and it was.

[Toptuan]

My shy roommate in graduate school had a pair of pink boxer shorts covered in bright red hearts, given to him by his girlfriend. This guy worked in a upscale architect's office downtown. I packaged up the shorts, and mailed them to him at his office; no card, no note, just the shorts.

All went according to my hoped-for plan as he opened his package in full view of his colleagues and several clients!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!