Inspired by the story of the Thai guy having his penis tied to his toe by his mate. I thought I'd start this thread.

Ok, here's just one I remember off the top of my head. Nothing original here, but stills makes me chuckle to this day when I think about it.

Usual night on the piss with a bunch of friends back in England, all pretty wasted - one more than the others (its how it has to be). So we're all back at a friends house when the guy who was the worst for wear passes out unconcious.

So after a wee smoke of ganja and some mulling of ideas we decide upon painting his head (he had very short cropped hair) and eyebrows with what we perceived in our drunken state was green emulsion paint. Thinking that this should be fairly easy to wash off for him the next day.

Well, apparently not, it was gloss paint (we were not to realise until the next day).

So anyway, after pissing our sides in ganja/alcohol fuelled laughter for about an hour looking at our friends newly painted green head and eyebrows, we left him there to sleep off the hooch.

We saw him the next afternoon (late afternoon in the pub) still with touches of this green pain in his hair and seriously seriously red (brillo padded to fook) eyebrows!

Apparently he had walked all the way home from our friends house the next morning - a good 2 mile 20 minute walk through busy streets unaware of his new look. And kept thinking to himself why the fook is everyone staring at me, he put it down to the fact the he looked scruffy as hell after sleeping in his clothes all night and looking hungover. Imagine his delight when he got home to his gf and the mirror!

It's a tale we still recount when we get together and stills makes us all piss ourselves laughing.

So, what's the worst you've ever done to one of your mates?