Thread: Multinational Paedophile Ring Spotted in 7/11

The Thai / Multinational Confectionary Conspiracy Theory!

Can anyone understand what could posses the likes of "Glicko" or Guer-Lee-ko, to invent such disgustingly named products? Are these companies a front for Paedos?

Why in the world would any sane person name a childs snack "SEMON"....
Can you imagine it?
"Oh, whats that your little one is eating"
"Why, he has a mothfull of Semon"...who the fuck thought that one up!

The next one was "COLLON" again, how many people like to lick, chew or eat a COLLON?

" Oh little Henrietta loves a mouth full of Collon! (I know the spelling isn't the same, but the pronounciation is!)

Then there is another, "TWINKIE", the last time I saw any descriptions of "twinkie" it usually involved acts that you would previously be arrested for!

And the last one for tonight..."ALFIE" who wants to gobble down on Alfie? Do these people have any sort of vetting of their PR? It's like that fucking ridiculous add for Mamy Poko...Size "M" you must have seen it...what about Mamy Poko size S/L/XL/XXL...are these fuckers completely stupid?

But these are international companies, what hope has the world got?

It is all in the hope that you remember the word and this seems to work!

Originally Posted by forreachingme

It is all in the hope that you remember the word and this seems to work!

Agreed, I remeber the word, but not a cat in hell's chance of me buying some semon to eat....but..go with the flow!