Originally Posted by
fitby40
Georgie-Fukwit
You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such an arsehole if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. No, come to think of it, you would.
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.
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