Thread: THAI Introduces "Smooth As Silk" Fellatio Service

THAI Introduces "Smooth As Silk" Fellatio Service


BANGKOK -- Hoping to increase passenger numbers despite the global recession, Thai Airways has officially launched a fellatio service for its Royal Silk Class passengers. In a live press conference yesterday, journalists were given a real-time demonstration of the new service by a group of specially-trained flight attendants. A spokesperson explained that the service, a first for the aviation industry, would distinguish THAI as the leader in "taking care of our passengers with the unique touch of Thai hospitality."

In the wake of its first-ever annual loss and facing reduced passenger volume, THAI has been under pressure to develop a new business plan to secure a loan guarantee from the new Democrat-led government. The fellatio service will be introduced gradually on select international flights starting in April. No announcement has been made regarding the introduction of cunnilingus services for female passengers, although a THAI employee, speaking anonymously, said that it was under development pending allocation of heterosexual Thai male flight attendants familiar with the concept.

Singapore Airlines is expected to announce the launching of a rival service, including full ingurgitation, later this month.

It's just lip service.

Thong in cheek

Which one is the head flight attendent?

The cross-eyed one but she's got the sack.

Great on long haul flights.

Can't wait to see the breakfast selection!

But people will still say "Thai sucks!"

Originally Posted by gjbkk

, said that it was under development pending allocation of heterosexual Thai male flight attendants familiar with the concept.

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They have not got any yet, what makes them think they will in the future???

in the interests of flight attendant safety they might need to confine this service to outward flights only or else they could encounter some blokes who have built up a fair amount of pressure since they were last here.

Originally Posted by baldrick

or else they could encounter some blokes who have built up a fair amount of pressure since they were last here.

"In the likely event of a sudden loss of sperm, life vests will automatically ...."

Originally Posted by mediamanbkk

But people will still say "Thai sucks!"

...can't suck enough

I think I might just head on down to the thai office to book a ticket then.

the staff must be careful here, they may end up getting shafted if they dont keep a hand on it

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I think I might just head on down to the thai office to book a ticket then.

Yes, you should head on down.

Dream on!

I find this story hard to swallow.

BJ's for the masses ... globalisation at its very best

oh no no no, we cant be having that.

Business and above only, thank-you.

cattle class remains cattle class.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

oh no no no, we cant be having that.

Business and above only, thank-you.

cattle class remains cattle class.

Yeah - cattle class a 2 minute hand job from a grannie (thats a "g" not a "t").

I thought there was no smoking on Thai flights!

Is this story for real, come on.

It might be worth sourcing future stewardesses from soi 6 in Pattaya, or Thai uniforms from this place. boutique sexy pattaya thailand for lingerie, funwear in leather lace or pvc

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Is this story for real, come on.

Why don't you call up THAI and ask them Scampy? Just to be sure.

Looks like a " Not the Nation" report.