Thread: Being a nice neighbor...

I remember just before I left the UK about 15 years ago that the Jehovahs' mob got smart and sent out pretty-ish looking girls in teams of 2 to knock on your front door.
If like me, you were reared on Swedish Erotica pornos, you would always let them in and expecting to soon be balls-deep in the pair of them, with the opening gambit about religion being just a ruse to get shagging...?
Uh oh. 20 minutes later, and they're still fully-clothed and without any 70's porno mascara on. Yakking on about fukkin Jehovah and what-not.
I think a pot of boiling oil suspended over the front door is a good solution to the doorstep salvation cnuts.

I usually just bring out my son nailed to a cross.

Originally Posted by kmart

Yakking on about fukkin Jehovah and what-not.
I think a pot of boiling oil suspended over the front door is a good solution to the doorstep salvation cnuts.

Try opening the door nude sometimes - that usually does the trick, and they've never come back.

I've witnessed these LDS scum attempt in vain to convert pan Pacific-Asia with no results. What would be the advantage of a 'local' to become a Mormon? The LDS Empire reminds me of an old American lust for needless expansion. Not secure with themselves nor really seeking spiritual foundations, but instead political and financial power - Manifest Destiny is a term that reflects the Christian Missionary agenda.

Originally Posted by Ghandi

I've seen these fookers in some weird parts of Thailand spreading the word of God and asked them to please leave the Buddhists alone.

YEP, I was in khon kan last year and seen these bastards peddling there bicycles, tried to get the tuk tuk driver to run them over but he would'nt.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by Ghandi

I've seen these fookers in some weird parts of Thailand spreading the word of God and asked them to please leave the Buddhists alone.

YEP, I was in khon kan last year and seen these bastards peddling there bicycles, tried to get the tuk tuk driver to run them over but he would'nt.

You know Tel, tuk-tuk drivers don't do these things free of charge. Running down LDS pricks has a price

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Try opening the door nude sometimes - that usually does the trick, and they've never come back.

But what if they are carrying a really large groper ?