Thread: Why is it...

When you walk into a public toilet and wanna take a dump (public in my case meaning office) and there are 3 cubicles, some people think it's a good idea to choose the middle one?!

Always puzzles me what the thinking is behind this. Any ideas?

Coz you can stand on the seat and look into the two other cubicles perhaps? )Rather than only having one choice)

I vaugely recall a reading a study on this once; apparently the majority of people go for the 'outside' (far left or right) stalls for some reason.

I always go for the best bum gun which is usually on the left or in the middle. Never on the right.

The bum gun is on the right so you can use your left hand

If it is a slash you are going for, taking the middle one means you can compare yourself with 2 others

Right Hand?

Filch are you still drunk from last night? very strange thread. BTW I think I am and I lost my phone again.

Wall provides more privacy.

What I always want to know. Is why out here in Kimchistan do Kimchistanians insist on knocking on the door to tell you they are waiting and yet when they get in there, you can hear them playing games on their phones, smoking ciggies and generally arsing on.

More to the point what the fuck do Thaiis do in the toilet all that time when they go in there. I understand spending a while at home taking a dump, but in a public bog.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Filch are you still drunk from last night? very strange thread. BTW I think I am and I lost my phone again.

I didn't go out with the boys last night, had a quick couple with J n Mac by Sukhumvit then went home.

Oh for the love of god please say it aint so! I just asked you to BB me up in Ice's MKP thread too! LOL

Want me to BB you call or whatever see if you can locate it? Guessing you was pissed last night!

Reason for the thread is because it just happened to me right now at the office. Finished lunch, wanted a peaceful dump, walked into the toilet left and right cubicles empty, someone in the middle. Had to be a Thai because they were playing some irrating noisy ass mobile phone game!

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Wall provides more privacy.

What I always want to know. Is why out here in Kimchistan do Kimchistanians insist on knocking on the door to tell you they are waiting and yet when they get in there, you can hear them playing games on their phones, smoking ciggies and generally arsing on.

More to the point what the fuck do Thaiis do in the toilet all that time when they go in there. I understand spending a while at home taking a dump, but in a public bog.

At least they don't take their Reader's Digest as they do their duty.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Wall provides more privacy

Hear hear!

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

playing games on their phones, smoking ciggies and generally arsing on

You just answered your own question!

The best one is when they hold down full blown business conversations with clients whilst taking a shit! WTF?!~

Originally Posted by filch

Want me to BB you call or whatever see if you can locate it? Guessing you was pissed last night!

Yes please. I've tried to call it but its turned off. Could you send a Blackberry message to it. Cheers.

And Yes, very drunk. Some dude bought a bottle of Tequilla for us, Big mistake. On the up side I've not lost my laptop. I can't understand how I can loose my phone and not my laptop! On the down side I'm covered in cuts.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

More to the point what the fuck do Thaiis do in the toilet all that time when they go in there.

Smoking yabba takes time, mate.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Could you send a Blackberry message to it. Cheers.

I will keep sending BB msgs to it over a period of time until I eventually receive a reply. FYI, the message is "find me find me"

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Some dude

Does his name begin with J? LOL

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

On the down side I'm covered in cuts.

Can't wait to hear the story, my knuckles and back have only just recovered from last weekends debacle! LOL

You in for Sunday?

Yesterday Collins got in touch with the dude who bought his stolen bb from mbk. very funny conversation.

Certainly at Shackleton House hall of residence at Warsash nautical college it was wise to choose the centre stall, because if you chose one of the outer stalls some funny fucker would reach up and flush the toilet from outside while you were still seated on the throne.

^^
J is trying to do the same.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

You in for Sunday?

Nah I've gotta work.

Originally Posted by filch

Can't wait to hear the story,

Thats the fucker coz there isn't one! I've spoken to everyone and they all said I seemed fine at the party but I've got a cigarette burn on my right arm, a scrape on my left arm, a cut lip, a cut on the top of my head and I think I've been punched in the face.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Thats the fucker coz there isn't one! I've spoken to everyone and they all said I seemed fine at the party but I've got a cigarette burn on my right arm, a scrape on my left arm, a cut lip, a cut on the top of my head and I think I've been punched in the face.

LMFAO - more Klong diving?! I'm gonna start keeping a journal on you. "FP's almanac of blacks outs and their consequences!"

FYI, no response so far from BB. 10 messsages sent. Hope you find it!

I'm still hoping its in the house somewhere as the battery was almost dead last night so calling it is probably a waste of time anyway.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I'm still hoping its in the house somewhere as the battery was almost dead last night so calling it is probably a waste of time anyway.

So I'll stop messaging it then as that's useless too! And if someone does have it they're gonna think I'm a reet loon as I've sent about 20 messages to it saying "find me find me"! LOL.

Maybe catch you on Sat, J's doo? Or are you working then too?!

P.S. seriously hope you do find it FP, costing you a fortune all these drunken blackouts!

^^
LMAO FP, I just saw the pic on FB of you collapsed asleep on one of the sofa's in Parkbridge!

Good job