What's the worst/funniest thing you've ever been called

**Texpat** · 13-01-2009, 11:25 AM

I don't mind if someone calls me a kunt, but please make sure she doesn't turn up if my wife is in town.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-01-2009, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

If it's yanks that have a tough go of the word c.u.n.t., why is it verboten due to decisions made my pommie admins? Hmmmm.

I reckon its because the admins took pity on you guys because they know how delicate you can be.

**Mr Pot** · 13-01-2009, 11:33 AM

my name is Khun Ted

**Travelmate** · 13-01-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Too many to mention. But not really that bad. If someone starting calling me fat lips Jolie, I might take umbrage.

Do you have fat lips?
We already know you don't have big tits for a Canadian.

**Rural Surin** · 13-01-2009, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Texpat

If it's yanks that have a tough go of the word c.u.n.t., why is it verboten due to decisions made my pommie admins? Hmmmm.

I reckon its because the admins took pity on you guys because they know how delicate you can be.

....and squat to pee, they do

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-01-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

If it's yanks that have a tough go of the word c.u.n.t., why is it verboten due to decisions made my pommie admins?

Because the admin is Yank-wannabe.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-01-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

my name is Khun Ted

Bollocks, mine too. I'd never thought of it that way.

I was recently discussing this topic of Americans not liking being called kunts with an American dude who's a professor of international relations, and to cut a very long conversation short his view is that being called a kunt implies that you have no balls, and as its not a commonly used insult in America, Americans immediately assume that its being the words being used in an aggressive manner.

BTW what time does Tesco stop serving alcohol? Is it 2pm? Not hijaking your thread Filch its just this is the most active thread and i want too cook a Beef Guinness pie.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-01-2009, 12:03 PM

Right, has everyone stopped talking on this thread on purpose just to sabotage my bloody pie?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Yank-wannabe

Now there's a quality insult.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-01-2009, 12:11 PM

O.k you can start talking again, I'm just gonna go now to be sure. I just wanted to let you all know that you've blown any chance you had of an invite round to eat it!

**Thai Pom** · 13-01-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

BTW what time does Tesco stop serving alcohol? Is it 2pm?

Yes, if you are buying more than 10L , you can buy anytime. (Combined quantity of Beer, Wine, Spirits )

**CharleyFarley** · 13-01-2009, 12:20 PM

The female lead singer of Thai band No More Tear is called 'Fukfang'

**filch** · 13-01-2009, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

BTW what time does Tesco stop serving alcohol? Is it 2pm? Not hijaking your thread Filch its just this is the most active thread and i want too cook a Beef Guinness pie.

Sorry FP, I was away having lunch. It's 2pm-5pm. Although you can buy cases of the stuff anytime (24 I think it the minimum - like 2 cases of 12).

Good luck with the Beef Guniness pie, if I knew you could cook I would have invited you over more often! LOL. You kunt!

**filch** · 13-01-2009, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Travelmate

We already know you don't have big tits for a Canadian.

Are Canadians reknowed for having small tits?

**Mr Pot** · 13-01-2009, 12:51 PM

The wife told me in Thai that I fucked ducks last night

**kingwilly** · 13-01-2009, 12:51 PM

someone keeps calling me 'willy with the little willy'

makes me cry it does.

**Mr Pot** · 13-01-2009, 12:58 PM

Truth hurts eh willy

**Texpat** · 13-01-2009, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by filch

Are Canadians reknowed [sic] for having small tits?

No.

**MrEd** · 13-01-2009, 01:04 PM

i was asked if i was a German by an Italian once while in Veins... i was really hurt and offended.

**filch** · 13-01-2009, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

Originally Posted by filch

Are Canadians reknowed [sic] for having small tits?

No.

That's what I thought!

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-01-2009, 01:17 PM

Fucktard is my favourite insult at the moment.

Cheers Filch but I only want one pie. 10L will make a lot of pies!

I got one anyway. 200bt a bloody can!

**filch** · 13-01-2009, 01:34 PM

^
Still prolly cheaper that buying at your place of work

**Travelmate** · 13-01-2009, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by filch

Originally Posted by Travelmate

We already know you don't have big tits for a Canadian.

Are Canadians reknowed for having small tits?

Dunno, but Jet mentioned else where she is Canadian and don't have big tits.

**filch** · 13-01-2009, 01:45 PM

^
Could you please calrify this for us Jet. Many thanks in advance

**Loy Toy** · 13-01-2009, 01:51 PM

The owner of one of the biggest Japaenese packaging companies once announced during a rather large business dinner function (with many people present) that I was the best "Bucket Maker" in the world.

I didn't know whether to take it as a insult or a compliment (at that very moment) and after seeing all these accountants, solicitors, bank managers and other corporate high roller eyes looking at me.

Other then that another Japanese guy introduced me as "Hairdosun" which has kind of stuck................................ "HASN'T IT MARMITE"!

**mrsquirrel** · 13-01-2009, 02:19 PM

According to some data I found for another thread.

Mother Fucker is more offensive to an American than [at][at][at][at].

Mother Fucker was ranked as the most offensive word(s) in America

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