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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman View Post
    her family lives at least 9 hours away by bus.
    Words of wisdom here grasshopper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy View Post
    quiet
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    doesn't sulk
    hates shopping
    Almost in complete agreeance, apart from the hates shopping. I love my gf shopping, in fact she works as a Manager in one of the large popular malls here in BKK. I love the fact that I haven't bought my own underpants, trousers, shirts, ties, jeans, fuck practically everything I have in my wardrobe from the last 5 years!

    I hate shopping, somebody has to do it ;o)

    Oh, and I'd like to add, has a good sex drive, but not nymphomaniac, as sometimes I can't be arsed myself. The only onegina syndrome kicks in occassionally.

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    Money, intelligence and wit. Also faith.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel
    Money, intelligence and wit. Also filth.
    Yep, but why get married at all?

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    One essential quality that women have expressed as being of the utmost importance in a marriage is that the bridegroom not be me

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    why get married at all?
    For companionship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    why get married at all?
    For companionship.
    Get either a labrador or a pomeranium....depending on tastes then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel
    For companionship.
    You need to marry someone for that?

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    Thought it was old fashioned nowadays to get married.
    Try living with her/him for a good number of years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    Patient, good cook, good with kids, good at washing up, big tits.
    You forgot number 6, a pussy that isn't the size of the Channel Tunnel.
    And, quite importantly, someone who understands the word "change" as in the scenario..."Darling, I need 100 Baht for this and that..." you only have 1000, the 1000 is handed over, and the change is never seen again! It appears in a lot of cases, should you foolishly hand over excess cash, it is automatically presumed that this entire ammount is at their disposal!
    Last edited by Missismiggins; 06-01-2009 at 07:49 PM.

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    Humour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    Try living with her/him for a good number of years.
    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Humour.
    I'll agree wholeheartedly with those two.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel
    intelligence and wit.
    Those'd be good for me. But I guess most of you would prefer big knockers and a vaccuum impression.



    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
    quiet placid temper
    Nope. Not important. Do you want a robot or a partner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    And, quite importantly, someone who understands the word "change" as in the scenario..."Darling, I need 100 Baht for this and that..." you only have 1000, the 1000 is handed over, and the change is never seen again! It appears in a lot of cases, should you foolishly hand over excess cash, it is automatically presumed that this entire ammount is at their disposal!
    dunno, i've never really been that hard up for 900 baht that i need my wife to account for evey baht that she spends.

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    honestly all these idiots posting about sex related items being important for a wife.....

    methinks you are getting the job descriptions mixed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy View Post
    Humour.
    Agree, however, a trait sadly lacking in many Thais...they have never learned to laugh at themselves, which severley limits them in any genuine humour, they prefer to mock the afflicted and less fortunate than themselves, however, as the year progresses, they will discover a limited armoury, dwindling daily, whereby they are only able to see themselves and their country for what it is..a laughing stock...but, will they chuckle? I fear not!

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    I also forgot, number 7: Enjoys vacuuming...orally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    they have never learned to laugh at themselves, which severley limits them in any genuine humour,
    Disagree on that one mate. Joy and her friends seem to laugh most at their own fuck ups.
    In fact, I'd suggest that here, if there's no laughter, it ain't worth doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    if there's no laughter, it ain't worth doing.
    Agreed, with out laughter forget it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post

    Those'd be good for me. But I guess most of you would prefer big knockers and a vaccuum impression.
    Wrong, I actually don't care about 'knockers' or a vaccuum impression. I find intelligence, mental bonding, both add value to each others lives, compromise and understanding more important that a pair of tits and a good blowjob.

    Blowjobs can be worked on, as can a pair of 'knockers'. Not that I am a fan of fake tits. Never done it for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch
    Not that I am a fan of fake tits. Never done it for me.
    Obviously you misunderstand, it's your wife who is supposed to have them done

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    Obviously you misunderstand, it's your wife who is supposed to have them done
    Me and my silly late night grammatical errors. I meant women with fake tits have never done it for me.

    Fortunately I don't have moobs myself.

    *note to self* be more grammatically correct when posting on TD.

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    Not taller than 5ft 7"
    No heavier than 48 kgs
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    No previous convictions for chopping sleeping mens knobs off which they all threaten to do.
    Knows the benefits of Listerine after somtam and similar foods.
    Eager to learn or can be taught vital skills such as how to make proper cups of tea.
    The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Eager to learn or can be taught vital skills such as how to make proper cups of tea.
    I'll add that to my list

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot View Post
    Not taller than 5ft 7"
    Short fella are you?

    What's wrong with a tall girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by filch View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot View Post
    Not taller than 5ft 7"
    Short fella are you?

    What's wrong with a tall girl?
    Im not a giant but not a midget. *tip* Tall "girls" usually end up being blokes in a dress over here.

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