Thread: My Story II - The Farang Strikes Back

Originally Posted by kingwilly

You should be able to do it yourself

Thanks. Very helpful.

did you manage to send the text message

Yes, but I'm fudging over that part.

he doesn't want to be found out for doing incriminating stuff that he ends up writing about immediately with his new name

As I've said - there's nothing common about sense.

I'm a bit lost as to where the fake passport came from

From the passport office in Liverpool. It's easy to get a bent passport. I've got three.

you know pikey Manc scum

I'm offended. I'm not a pikey & I ain't scum. Also, I seem to remember I'm not the only one with a criminal record on here...

the subject matter has been "done to death"

Not like this. Wait & see.

The peanut gallery are in attendance as usual RR

As expected, Sabs.

Amazing to think that people can get through life like that

It's all part of growing up where I come from.

most likely to go to Pattaya and never be heard from again

I don't want to die without any scars.

Welcome back Shitman

Thanks Begs.

who is shitman

This week I'm Redrum.

I believe it's a true story

This isn't Jackanory lads. I sometimes back-up my tales with court documents & stuff, but you'll have to take me on face value for this one.

come on you northern monkey, get on with it

Have some naked photo's of the ex to tide you over, JB.

Check your email

If you have some information, post it!

If you want to know something about me, just ask. There's no big secret. I do believe you need 100 posts to access some of the other stuff though?

just keep spooning it out

555

I signed up to Teakdoor.

I had never done anything like this before & was a little out of my depth. I opened an email account as I couldn't join without one & had to choose a username. I placed no significance on it & just chose the subject matter I had come onto the board for help with.

Shehiredahitman landed in the Lounge with his request for help (wasn't it called someting else in those days? I can't remember) & hammered out the details on my keyboard. It was a bit of a 'wall of words' but I didn't know any better at the time.

Anybody help? To cut a long story short - my ex (bar) girlfriend believed I had recieved a huge amount of cash from WU. That same night virtually every person I had ever met after 7 months living in Pattaya contacted me suggesting we meet up. The same night a girl I had in my hotel with me told me to not go out - particularly on my motorbike - as someone was going to "do the necessary". After throwing the girl who had likely saved my life out of the hotel I began to piece together who had wanted to meet me, where they wanted to meet & the times they wanted to meet & concluded that every one of them knew each other. The worrying thing is that there were as many farang trying to lure me to my unknown fate as well as Thai. I hadn't done any research on mysterious deaths in Pattaya before & simply took the pages of the papers such as Pattaya People as you would the Sun back home & so wasn't aware of what actually went on there. Now I believe a number of farang who own bars in the area, as well as their shady-looking farang friends who drink in them are mixed-up in many of these "motorbike accidents" or "balcony falls" & as every bar owner pays protection to the police I presume this includes protection from proper investigation of their activities. Especialy when the spoils of these dubious goings on are being divided. My question to anybody who may know more of these things than I do is there anything I can do to protect myself from these murdering scumbags, besides tooling myself up & becoming something of a gunfight waiting to happen. Is there anybody I can pay to protect me? A bodyguard? The police? The Russians? Particularly as I'm not 100% sure of who will actually be coming for me. I'm not entirely stupid but I am returning to Pattaya soon & would really like to come back to England alive, preferably without any bullet wounds. Any advice however small would be much appreciated. I know who does know who was targeting me (ex girl, girl who warned me, people who tried to lure me, etc) but the chances of them telling me what's what are zero. It could be a simple Issan girl & her backward boyfriend in which case I assume that would be easy to sort out, or it could be a 20-year plus resident established gangster with half the police on his payroll in which case I might give Pattaya a miss this time around. Thanks everyone.

Within 24 hours I had numerous replies & had to Google 'troll' as it was a term I was, at the time, unfamiliar with.

It was clear from the replies I recieved that I wasn't being taken seriously by the other members.

Two of them pissed me right off - Memock & Helicopter.