Getting old, its foking shite

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 08:48 PM

Ok I am 43, my knob still works ok but what I used to do 20 times per week end I now spend that time doing per week end, as for peterpan and him shagging his missus i reckon he is lieing, no way you can do that in your 70s.

Muscle strength is going down real quick, stamina? hey what the fok is that, getting old is real shite, I've got a poxy broken foot that i broken a couple of times already, thats is gonna go down hill real quick over the years, getting old and all that shite about hitting 40 and a new life and all that is crap, IT IS FOKING HORRIBLE.

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-10-2008, 08:50 PM

I stopped drinking and started exercising, knocked me back to the physical shape I was in my mid 20's.

you could try that DD or you could moan about the unfairness of it all instead.

**Norton** · 28-10-2008, 08:53 PM

^^Had you known you were going to live this long bet you wish now you would have taken better care of yourself. Give it 20+ more years then I might have some sympathy. Until then, suffer youngster.

The ole togger may be the last to malfunction. Just scolded the wife for screaming every night.

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 08:54 PM

^^You don't get the agility back again, not to like when you were in your 20s, I am hoping djpat moves down here and beats the fok out of me a few times to get me motivated.

**Texpat** · 28-10-2008, 09:01 PM

Getting old ain't so bad.
Just continue lowering your standards and thresholds..

I'm 44 and until last year could boast I never spent a night in jail or hospital.
An whimpy little elective surgery broke my string. I really could have walked home but the Thai doc wouldn't let me.

My father called me a few days ago. He talked for 45 minutes about his health problems (he's very healthy at 65). I was tempted to hang up more than once.

**Dalton** · 28-10-2008, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I stopped drinking and started exercising, and joined the reborn christians, knocked me back to the physical shape I was in my mid 20's.

Yeah, and your mental back to when you were around 5....

**Norton** · 28-10-2008, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

Just continue lowering your standards and thresholds..

I've just about reached the first floor. Much lower and I'll be in the basement. Probably a convenient place to be before you find yourself 6 feet under.

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

I'm 44 and until last year could boast I never spent a night in jail or hospital.

I've done jail and hospital, hospital is worse

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 09:12 PM

Actually police jails in the UK are better than 250baht guest houses in Thailand, or at least on par

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-10-2008, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I've done jail and hospital, hospital is worse

think it would depend how long and where in both cases.

I've done a lot of hospital time, some of them were quite enjoyable experiences.

wouldn't want to spend any length of time in some of those foreign jails I've been seeing in the 'banged up abroad' tv series.....especially the South American ones.

**ChiangMai noon** · 28-10-2008, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Actually police jails in the UK are better than 250baht guest houses in Thailand, or at least on par

goodo.

that's my pension plan.... to be taken care of by her majesty.

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 09:21 PM

They don't like keeping you though, think they got to report every 6 hours on why they are keeping you, i went ballistic and fought with the seargent, I pressed so many charges againts them they didn't know what hit them.

**Texpat** · 28-10-2008, 09:22 PM

^^ Ah, the inspired, downwardly ambitious.

Atta boy Noony, you've stopped drinking, but what about the heroin?

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 09:23 PM

The fight involved ripped of my clothing so I had my case, we was whacking the fok out of each other in the office

**jandajoy** · 28-10-2008, 09:26 PM

I've done a few nights. Inverness was shocking, particularly as I'd dropped a bit of acid when they busted me. Just to clear the decks, you understand. Anyway 24 hours was weird. Scrapping with a drunk Scotsman whilst tripping .... odd.

Exeter cells were civilized. Tea and stuff.

**keda** · 28-10-2008, 09:26 PM

DD the alternative to getting old is less agreeable.

**peterpan** · 28-10-2008, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

as for peterpan and him shagging his missus i reckon he is lieing, no way you can do that in your 70s.

I reckon I'm in pretty good shape for an old [at][at][at][at].

I walk at a reasonable clip for 12 Km's each day and started back in the Gym now every 2 nd day,
I don't get fatigued at all, now that I've increased the exercise and as for my sexual prowess, well, I admit, its a pale shadow of its former self.
I used to live in Soi 22 BKK 10 years ago ( when I was 50). Gone are the days I could walk in most business establishments around that area and know that I have been on knobbing terms with the local damsels.
But your 43 dog and your feeling old,

fuck me, I was still in a national series, racing motorbikes and doing offshore yacht races at that age and well past and the last thing I felt was old.
I started "feeling old" only this year and I still don't need glasses, Colostomy bag or Viagra, although I do need to get to bed before midnight or else I feel like shit.

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 09:31 PM

You was in the racing, what did you win

**Loy Toy** · 28-10-2008, 09:32 PM

Your a feckin pussy DD.

Post another anti-aussie announcement and real get another hair on yer chest mate.

Buy the way you fat bastard! You ate all the pies!

**dirtydog** · 28-10-2008, 09:37 PM

I aint fat, I am the skinnest person I know.

**melvbot** · 28-10-2008, 09:43 PM

My dad was still playing football every Sunday until he was 50. He only gave up because he discovered golf. Ive got an old cnuts attitude in a 36 year old body, Im just waiting to grow into my grumpiness.

**friscofrankie** · 28-10-2008, 09:44 PM

I just passed my 57th birthday. the injuries of my past have been reminding me of wilder times but remaining active keeps 'em in check. Lately been too busy to be all that active and I notice the difference. I can't (won't) run due to a knee that has been injured and re-injured over the years.

I've never been a daily drinker although I have ingested some strong substance on a daily basis for short periods of time. It's not what you do that hurts, it's what yuo don;t do. The key to enjoyable "quality of life" as you age is MOVING your body. Run, walk, bicycle or fuck as often as you can.

**Thetyim** · 28-10-2008, 09:46 PM

**Loy Toy** · 28-10-2008, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I aint fat, I am the skinnest person I know.

Did you mean skinniest or skinnest.........???

I have to call for JJ to give us a ruling on this one!

JJ .............................. If you please

**jandajoy** · 28-10-2008, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

fuck as often as you can.

Indeed. Singing is good too. Clears the cobwebs.

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