Thread: Getting old, its foking shite

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Geez Jet, lighten up a little.

Originally Posted by Nawty

Thats what she is tryin to do

Nope. Trying to get to 110lbs. The more I exercise, the hungrier I get. Now at 106. Yeah!

One of the biggest symptoms of old age is whining about it.

May be a symptom, but the major cause after age is smoking.

In case anyone is curious, you can't smoke in heaven either...it's definitely in the bible. God doesn't like fags.

Originally Posted by TSR2

Suppose it.s also down to genetics as well ,my dad was a footballer and athlete so I have the same muscular body

My father too, but I seem to have taken after my mother.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I had to cancel the third night in a row out on the piss with Marmite!

Originally Posted by hillbilly

I slept until noon one day after MtD visited D&G Resort.

I must stop hanging out with old b'stards.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

In case anyone is curious, you can't smoke in heaven either...it's definitely in the bible. God doesn't like fags.

Bollocks, you're a false prophet:

Then the Lord said to Moses, "Write this on a scroll as something to be remembered and make sure that Joshua hears it... Ready? Have thee thy quill and parchment? Oh ok good, then go to thy holy temple of 7/11 and say unto Joshua that thy Lord would like two packs of Marlboro Light for blessed are they and they and truly are thee thy chosen brand of ciggies for the Lord... And stop bogarting that joint!"

-Exodus 17:14

Originally Posted by Norton

There is a killer out there for us old boys just waiting to strike. Prostate cancer!

Any dribbling, problems urinating or painful ejaculation symptoms should not be ignored.

Exactly!

I think wives and girlfriends should, as a matter of consideration for their partner's health, do an immediate prostate palpation if (or rather when) any sound of screaming or grunting is noticed.....

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

My father too, but I seem to have taken after my mother.

I got my fathers body type and my mothers brains. to,ther way round I would have been plump and a bit thick!!

^
I had you figured for some old plain geezer.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

In Thailand there is far more emphasis on youth and appearance, however, and I understand how a 43 year old can feel old here. What I see at 53 is a stark difference between those who are hobbling about like cripples barely able to climb stairs and wheezing whenever forced to perform physical exercise, and those who have another 20 active years. The big difference between the two groups is, without a doubt, smoking. If you are smoking at 43, DD, then you have less than ten active years ahead of you. Quit now and you may well still be climbing stairs and enjoying sex at 70.

My father is a healthy 81. All his friends who smoked are dead, 100%. Many went out in a miserable sickly way 10 - 20 years ago.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Originally Posted by jim1176

^ Anything to flush out the colin

Colon cleansing...enemas.

You can also use fiber. Try All Bran. Or flax seeds, psyllium husks. Lots of raw veg.

Sounds like great way to spend happy hour.

What do you recommend for a sagging sac

She wouldn't know much about those.
Her's are perky as hell and poke her in the chin.

And if you are telling the truth and are in Moosecocky Alaska then your sak is bound to not be hanging to damn low about this time of year either and bound to be heading for the arctic circle.

Originally Posted by jim1176

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Originally Posted by jim1176

^ Anything to flush out the colin

Colon cleansing...enemas.

What do you recommend for a sagging sac

Only one? Jockstrap?