Vouch for an Aussie

**dirtydog** · 16-10-2008, 08:51 PM

Now it's a well known fact that most Aussies beat their wives, I believe it was like 60 percent of the nasty buggers have been in jail for wife beating, something like that anyway, so to help the Aussies bad reputation if you know a good one then you should vouch for him, obviously other Aussies can't vouch for fellow Aussies cos we know they would be lieing.

OK, I shall start first with vouching for sabang, I have never seen his wife cringe or shy away from him when he talks to her, so he must be a good Aussie

although I got this sneaking suspicion he maybe English a little bit, but anyway, there is one Aussie that doesn't beat his wife.

More facts about wife beating in Aussie land can be found here (Australia - Wife beating down by 55 percent because of rugby).

**Loy Toy** · 16-10-2008, 09:05 PM

Fcuk DD, is this thread for real or are you just on one of your tear it up the Aussie vendettas again?

Anyway have you seen the size increase of Aussie woman in the last 20 years.

Fuckin huge and with real attitude and I doubt a lot of Aussie blokes would have the balls to have a go at their wives these days.

I would say the same would go for blokes in the UK as well.

The "fairer sex" are no more and with regard to stature and disposition.

**jandajoy** · 16-10-2008, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

The "fairer sex" are no more

some of 'em are quite cute.

**dirtydog** · 16-10-2008, 09:08 PM

I am trying to help restore Aussies good reputation

infact I can vouch for another one, william

although he aint a real aussie and probably wasn't brought up to beat women, but thats hardly his fault

**Loy Toy** · 16-10-2008, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I am trying to help restore Aussies good reputation

**Wayne Kerr** · 16-10-2008, 09:37 PM

Me mate Duncan ... great for a few beers is old Dunc

**dirtydog** · 16-10-2008, 09:39 PM

^Hmmm, your an Aussie so your vouch is disallowed

**Wayne Kerr** · 16-10-2008, 09:45 PM

Oh well thats f'd then aint it ... now where's my bat and ball?

**deepee** · 16-10-2008, 10:02 PM

Hey what's all this huff about wife beating eh?
Reminds me what my neighbour often says-" what do you tell a woman with one black eye? ......nothing, absolutely nothing cause you've already told her once.

**dirtydog** · 16-10-2008, 10:04 PM

^Must be great to be an Aussie, must remember to ask william if he beats up the women.

**sabang** · 16-10-2008, 10:54 PM

I'm considering a change to my wife beating policy actually.

**Bung** · 17-10-2008, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Now it's a well known fact that most Aussies beat their wives, I believe it was like 60 percent of the nasty buggers have been in jail for wife beating, something like that anyway, so to help the Aussies bad reputation if you know a good one then you should vouch for him, obviously other Aussies can't vouch for fellow Aussies cos we know they would be lieing. OK, I shall start first with vouching for sabang, I have never seen his wife cringe or shy away from him when he talks to her, so he must be a good Aussie although I got this sneaking suspicion he maybe English a little bit, but anyway, there is one Aussie that doesn't beat his wife. More facts about wife beating in Aussie land can be found here (Australia - Wife beating down by 55 percent because of rugby). __________________

Can someone please explain to me why- lately -everytime I open teak door there are all these stupid threads about Aussies? It's really a bit old don't you think?

Shall I google some stupid Pom news stories and post them? Quite easy to do and there is just as much rubbish about Poms than Aussies. Or maybe the Seppos? (Oh, thats right, they have also been getting plenty lately).

**dirtydog** · 17-10-2008, 12:42 AM

I look at the aussie news and uk news everyday, the aussie news is 10 times better, people beating up kangaroos, kids killing lizards and feeding them to crocs, aussie mps raping things, the UK news is dead boring compared to the aussie news

**dirtydog** · 17-10-2008, 12:45 AM

Hell, I can't even remember the last English mp to get caught naked at a whore house whilst girls were throwing donuts over his penis, English news is boring nowadays.

**Loy Toy** · 17-10-2008, 12:48 AM

Don't fall for it Bung.

I am told it is the English style of humour and that us Aussies shouldn't be so thin skinned.

Don't worry another Ashes Series is just around the corner and that should shut em up for a while anyway AGAIN.

We're from the lucky country mate and they will never get over it.

**Propagator** · 17-10-2008, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Don't worry another Ashes Series is just around the corner and that should shut em up for a while anyway AGAIN.

Dreaming - I'm always dreaming

**Jet Gorgon** · 17-10-2008, 01:55 AM

Most of our TD Aussies are OK. They do go on and on about it sometimes tho.
A few of them are um, well something like the spawn of a retarded diplomatic sheila and a rabid sex-starved roo. But, just my humble opinion.

**dirtydog** · 17-10-2008, 02:15 AM

^Noooo, xxxxx isn't that bad.

*edited by DrB0b*

**Bung** · 17-10-2008, 03:06 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Hell, I can't even remember the last English mp to get caught naked at a whore house whilst girls were throwing donuts over his penis, English news is boring nowadays.

How about Max Mosely then. You have to be kidding, British MP's....

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I believe it was like 60 percent of the nasty buggers have been in jail for wife beating,

Ah, you are kidding.

**Bung** · 17-10-2008, 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

spawn of a retarded diplomatic sheila and a rabid sex-starved roo

Retarded diplomatic sheila? WTF is that? Some imagination you have there.

**dirtydog** · 17-10-2008, 03:12 AM

Bung are you trying to hide something? I small an Aussie

**Bung** · 17-10-2008, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I small an Aussie

Shouldn't you be in bed? Big day tomorrow looking up offbeat Aussie news to post all day you know.

**dirtydog** · 17-10-2008, 03:21 AM

Pretty sure tomorrow another aussie will sexually molest some poor animal, don't take long to find the news

**EmperorTud** · 17-10-2008, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

We're from the lucky country mate and they will never get over it.

You can't be that lucky - you've got no water!

**nedwalk** · 17-10-2008, 05:09 AM

bloody hell i just got home from haveing hot torrid watery sex with a plattapuss, to find the missus forgot to put the toilet seat up!!! did,nt i give it too her..screaming ,yelling ,thrashing its all i could do not to laugh..some days it is so hard to maintain reputations!!

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