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    Anyone need a job ?

    INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS

    Employer MI5 Posted 01 Sep 2008 Reference NP-01092008/397177 Location London Industry Graduate Position INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS Salary £23,500 + benefits - (pay award pending) Apply now
    Salary: £23,500 + benefits - (pay award pending)
    Location: London
    As an Intelligence Officer at MI5, you'll be faced with some of the most challenging issues affecting national security today. The decisions you make will play a major part in our efforts to counter terrorism, espionage, the spread of weapons of mass destruction and in protecting the UK's Critical National Infrastructure (CNI).
    It's one of the most demanding, stimulating roles you could take on and also one of the most rewarding. Typically, you would start by assessing or investigating threats to national security; over your career, you could also be involved in personnel, finance, management or operational work, ranging from implementing policies to dealing with agents. You would have your own areas of responsibility but you would also be working as part of a wider team of people from a range of backgrounds.
    Discretion is an integral part of working for MI5, so before you consider applying, ask yourself this: would you be content for your own and your team's successes to remain unknown outside the intelligence community?
    You should have, or be expecting, at least a 2:1 honours degree or equivalent or have substantial relevant work experience.
    If you perform to a consistently high standard throughout the recruitment process and bring relevant skills and experience, there may be opportunities to start on a higher salary or be considered at a higher grade.
    To be eligible you must meet our residency criteria. You must be a born or naturalized British Citizen and one of your parents must be a British Citizen or have substantial ties to the UK. Candidates must normally have been resident in the UK for 9 out of the last 10 years. This is particularly important if you were born outside the UK. You will nonetheless be considered if you have, for example, served overseas with HM Forces or in some other official capacity as a representative of Her Majesty's Government, studied abroad, or lived overseas with your parents. Due to vetting requirements, you will need to be 18 years old, or above, to apply. Your application may take around six months to process.
    Discretion is important to the Service, so please limit those you tell about your application to your partner and/or immediate family.
    To apply please click on apply now.
    The Security Service is committed to reflecting both equal opportunities and the society we protect.

    Apply now




    INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS with MI5 | Times Online

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    You should have, or be expecting, at least a 2:1 honours degree or equivalent
    Will they accept a kho san road special?

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    I need a job, think I will go with fitting out the small shop house in Bang saen though, seems to be a lot easier

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    Will they accept a kho san road special?
    Probably, as long as it isn't too soiled.......

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    ^ I had it printed on paper not my underpants

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I need a job, think I will go with fitting out the small shop house in Bang saen though, seems to be a lot easier
    They might give you a gun after a while DD.

    "The names, Dog, Dirty Dog"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    I had it printed on paper not my underpants
    Oh I see, fair enough then.

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    £23,500 pa, and based in London, are they taking the piss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    They might give you a gun after a while DD
    Doubt it, it's only a small bakery

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    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim
    £23,500 pa, and based in London,
    Bribes maybe an unmentioned perk of the job

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    ^^ Ha Ha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post

    Bribes maybe an unmentioned perk of the job
    Right, got ya. Thats +benefits bit then.

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    Plus prolly heaps of cool info to extort people with.

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    sign me up

    do they offer any benefits in thailand

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    Do you get prefferential treatment if you have been employed as a farang / tourist cop in Thailand...like can I go straight in as an inspector???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Salary: £23,500 + benefits - (pay award pending)
    You'd get more working the counter in a chip shop.

    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    The decisions you make will play a major part in our efforts to counter terrorism, espionage, the spread of weapons of mass destruction
    Seems to me these fuckers are the ones perpetrating the terrorism, espionage and my favourite part; the spread of weapons of mass destruction".

    The only WMDs in Iraq were fictionalised by these guys.

    Clowns.

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    DO you have to get a facial tattoo first?

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    I saw an ad in The Economist this week for MI6.
    Are the MI employees all getting killed like?

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    I thought all those with intelligence had left the UK

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    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim View Post
    £23,500 pa, and based in London, are they taking the piss?
    That's what I thought at first, but I guess if you could get some work from, say the Russians, Chinese and perhaps the Israeli too, it may not be so bad.

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    Plus the chance of sex with female spies.

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