Thread: S&P - The Shocking Truth, READ BEFORE YOU EAT THERE

They're definatly not fake boobs. The one on the right is smaller than the one on the left and looks really weird!

Last week I was going to a mates birthday party and we forgot to buy a cake and were forced to get an S&P jobbie last minute.. Me and my other mate had no intention of eating it so we went for the cheap 300 baht one with a kiddies safari theme for comedy value and we thought maybe his kid would eat it.

When we turned up at the party and showed the cake, everyone laughed because someone else had bought the same cake. So after the candle blowing out there was way too much cake for one kid and we were all presented with a slice despite our efforts to do the "ohh I'm full" gesture (hand rubbing belly) and point at our beers saying "It won't go with beer"

It was the most discusting shit I've ever eaten and from now on I won't even put little kids who are too young to know better through that torture.

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

I've never ate in S & P, you know it's rubbish without even having to try it.

Schoolboy error.

Exactly how I have always felt. You look in the window and just feel alienated. Never been invited to eat in one by a Thai either.

^^ Yeah I had one of those cakes once, it was so sweet it was almost salty.

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Never been invited to eat in one by a Thai either.

That says a lot about Thai people if they consider it a hi so dining experience.

^ Iv'e never been to MK either, isn't that considered a hi so night out?. Just the look of the place give me the shits!

Never heard of S&P, do you have a picture of one so i can be sure to avoid them?


How about my tits?

It is impossible to leave MK feeling full, it's really just a place for Thai people to meet and talk about pop songs and skin whitening cream and who they fancy while they boil bits of cabbage and liver.

Originally Posted by jizzy

Never heard of S&P, do you have a picture of one so i can be sure to avoid them?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

or treat yourself to a visit to Timbas

I've not been yet but me and mr pot are gonna treat our wifes after next pay day. Your vid of Timbas Big Night Out (or something) looked pretty cool. Has he got beers on the go yet?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^^ Yeah I had one of those cakes once, it was so sweet it was almost salty.

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Never been invited to eat in one by a Thai either.

That says a lot about Thai people if they consider it a hi so dining experience.

Are you drunk? If not, what are you on about?

^^ He's got beer, and if he runs out there's a 7-Eleven nearby. I think I need to visit Timbas again to give my stomach back its confidence.

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Are you drunk? If not, what are you on about?

Oh put a sock in it Andrew for goodness sake! What's wrong with you?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

It is impossible to leave MK feeling full, it's really just a place for Thai people to meet and talk about pop songs and skin whitening cream and who they fancy while they boil bits of cabbage and liver.

Nonsense. The MK roasted duck and the new MK red roasted pork are actually very nice. Just let the Thais boil away while you eat the nice stuff...

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

He's got beer, and if he runs out there's a 7-Eleven nearby. I think I need to visit Timbas again to give my stomach back its confidence.

I'll take that as 'drunk' for the answer to my question then...

^Got there before your edit!

^ I'm off the booze actually, so there!

^Which actually makes matters worse.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I think I need to visit Timbas again to give my stomach back its confidence.

It's my day off tomorrow and all I have planned is cooking my famous Buttered Chicken. I'll be posting a thread on it with pics. Try cooking it if you can be arsed its bloody awsome!

^why not stick a raw egg in there and make it really sick.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

^^ Why does it make matters worse?

Because you can't blame spouting nonsense on the booze.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I made my own drink tonight, and what you do is you get a glass and grate 3 cloves of fresh garlic into it with a cheese grater, followed by as much ginger as you want and the juice of a lime - then you add water, stir it up and neck it (can't do it in one go), anyway - it's very good for you.

Sounds wonderful.

Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Because you can't blame spouting nonsense on the booze.

Wow smth I actually agree with andrew on!!!

^Note the time/date in your diary!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

^ Iv'e never been to MK either, isn't that considered a hi so night out?.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

That says a lot about Thai people if they consider it a hi so dining experience.

I think you blokes have a very distorted view of what is hiso and wotnot...

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

You can get two plates of good food with 85 baht.

Is that all?

S&P - The Shocking... 18-08-2008 01:30 AM britmaveric Well Scampy expects lot of his baht

apparently he does.....

just ask blake7.....

^ very knowledgable for a relative newbie
Now who likes Mutley?